Tuesday, May 21, 2013

NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY BRANGELINA'S ADOPTIONS…

bring your gardener to rave day

…Trish and Cody decided to adopt their own adorable little Malaysian addition to the family. His name is Arnie and he’s a cabbie from The Bronx who likes baseball, Bioshock Infinite and boobies.

Arnie is happy now.

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:14 am May, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I thought Willy Wonka had cleaned all of Loopa land out?

6:53 am May, 21 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Who wears a shirt from a strip club? Honestly?

7:35 am May, 21 Shaft Junk said...

You’re wearing the shirt from the strip club you’re about to patronize? Don’t be that guy.

7:40 am May, 21 Shaft Junk said...

Arnie, your new Dad is a douche. If you’re not already doing massive amounts of drugs and alcohol you should probably start ASAP. Wouldn’t want to upset the natural order of things.

7:52 am May, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Spearmint Rhino sucks!!!! Trish may be PTP but thems is some nice cans.

8:04 am May, 21 creature said...

& Arnie loves mud crumpets…mmm, yes he does

8:05 am May, 21 creature said...

…eats em outta the ‘tap’

8:09 am May, 21 Tits McGee said...

Shaft Junk for the PCU win…

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Sock is reminding me of the hell I went through being six years old when Kathy Lee Gifford named her kid Cody and all the little douchespawn began co-opting my southernimnity…

8:38 am May, 21 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Folks come to Vegas from all over the world just to be these three people.

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.I’m not sure if this is an indictment of the world or Las Vegas.

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Either way, it makes me want to put my head in the oven.

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.Fussells

9:54 am May, 21 creature said...

anyone with money left to buy a t-shirt at a strip joint, is not drinking enough

9:55 am May, 21 creature said...

…& has probably missed out on the ‘oreo cookie’ experience

10:12 am May, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Titties

10:13 am May, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Titays

10:13 am May, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Yabohs

10:21 am May, 21 Vin Douchal said...

BTW, a clarification , at least as it pertains to California

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Tittie bars- full bar but strippers expose breasts only

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Full nude- Show snatch, fingering on stage, grabbing titties/ass by patrons allowed, private VIP room jerkoff but soft drinks and juice only.

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Back warehouse in my office- Free newspaper back page hookers give you a diddle show then blow you , if you want to finish in their mouth they put a condom on you. If you want them to fire your load on the floor , no condom

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They are all skanks

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I am, Cockkswain Vindemyer Vava Voom Jizzlode Douchalalabad, and I approve this message

10:52 am May, 21 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I approved of your message too, Vin Douchal. Where is your office?

12:12 pm May, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lesson to be learn here: NEVER go to a party that advertizes the best Chris Jericho, Farrah Abrams, and Herve Villechaize look-a-likes in the great Reno area. Just don’t do it.

12:59 pm May, 21 Guid is Good said...

He’s so cute. Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeese?

1:00 pm May, 21 Guid is Good said...

Most people just pick up an STD or the squirts when they go on holiday.

1:07 pm May, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Looks like she has a little Hispanic problem.

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