Monday, May 20, 2013

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

hipsterexia

Please…Won’t you consider giving to the National Hipsterexia Foundation**?

A sandwich is a terrible thing to waste.

 

And yes, I know it’s early in the year but I would like to nominate Nermil J. Gerbilclench on the far right for “Most Trashcan-To-The-Head-Worthy” for the 2013 Douchies.

# posted by Bagnonymous
2:20 pm May, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Honest question: Does one have to be gay (respect) to be a hipster or do all hipsters just look gay?

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…..because these four look gayer than a customized, Justin Bieber donkey dildo.

2:22 pm May, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

….’cuz maybe the old Choad is missing something, but there ain’t exactly a river of testosterone flowing through this picture….

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….unless you include the tranny in the middle.

2:27 pm May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hipsters have ruined the beard. Papa Kroeger has even noticed these douchebags and considered shaving his alpha- male face and back. He could really use a back shave, fuck, he’s a gorilla. But I think he may live through the new shame of bearddom cause of all the scars from when he went through a windshield 50 some years ago so as not to scare the coming great-grandchildren.

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That chick gives me an Auschwitz-style renob. I like emaciated chicks and shit.

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I’d take all you guys fishing one day if I came into large money. But until then I can only show you this.

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=145238705

2:28 pm May, 20 creature said...

which one is Gerbilclench?…cuz the hipster/choadwrench/gaybags bookending this photo look worthy of trashcan lid cymbals upside the head

2:37 pm May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

They’re giving the Queer Eye of …. Queer Guys

2:38 pm May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

This chick better have some fresh batteries for her “toy” , there ain’t a dick in this picture that’s interested

2:39 pm May, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She’s anorexic

Since she got the hose. The gay

Bearded hipster hose

2:39 pm May, 20 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The latest boy band sensation to come out of Albania were upset when they learned they would not be paid in actual boys.

Being able to pose with a poor man’s Liz Phair was not a suitable consolation prize.

2:49 pm May, 20 Ferris said...

Somewhere in Arizona, there is a mobile home missing its curtains because the hipsterwank on the left thought they would make an ironic shirt.

2:54 pm May, 20 creature said...

“…queer worked for those guys in Styxx”

jus sayin

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rod gobblers

3:14 pm May, 20 creature said...

“ya ha, this is so The Gay & Lesbian Holiday Mixer”

4:16 pm May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

She’s got a Carol Alt thing working

4:45 pm May, 20 Shaft Junk said...

Her: Oh my god, you eat food? I ate food before it was cool. Now food is so pedestrian. These days I just drink Gluten-free Gluten with a Castor Oil chaser.

5:18 pm May, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

They’re an indie rock band called Fuzzy Holes. Don’t ask how they came up with the name. No really, don’t.

6:21 pm May, 20 The Dude said...

This PSA reminds me of Reno 911 in some perverted way.

7:31 pm May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where’s my fucking late night Pear and Boobies?

7:47 pm May, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She vomits after

She gets the hose. And after

Every meal she eats

9:15 pm May, 20 Shaft Junk said...

I wonder which one she won’t bang first.

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@Rev, there’s this thing called the rest of the internet. It’s open ALL NIGHT. Pear and boobies galore my friend. Its great, somes sites don’t even make you doing anything to check them out. Gotta love a free market.

9:53 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

Oh, there will be pear.

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Son.

9:59 pm May, 20 DarkSock said...

And go easy, Shaft Junk (Nancy?).
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He’s Canadian. Or as we call it down here, Ultra Yankee.
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Although I must say…post-Katrina I saw the Canadian Navy (yeah, they got a Navy…who KNEW?) in action. Therefore I consider them so far North that they be honorary rednecks. Son. They busted up in our Coast Coliseum, which is on the beach and got 6 feet (2 meters, Respect) of water, and chainsawed and bulldozed the SHIT out of an unimaginable debris field. I saw a dead shark in the middle of a hockey court (the Biloxi Sea Wolves were set to play that week). And I saw a…a cow…on the roof of a cotton house. Ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the ob-stack-culls in your path. …and shit. I got a bad rash on my
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What were we talking about?
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Son.

10:16 pm May, 20 The Dude said...

I enjoy the fact that there are prefectly normal-ish Red-Blooded Americans like me in California, and cold-blooded genetically mutated freaks like Rev Chad up in Canadia! 🙂

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Vive Le Difference

10:18 pm May, 20 The Dude said...

^Respect^

10:23 pm May, 20 Shaft Junk said...

Oh, why didn’t anyone tell me was Canadian? That explains it. I’ll dumb it down then. I hate harshing mellows, eh?

1:13 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Pear, Sock. Pear. Quit holding out ya lanky punk.

1:20 am May, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Good to see you again, Dreuche. Where you been hiding yourself? And how?

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Sorry. Cheap fat joke. I set myself up for that one.

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Seriously, Sock. If you’re piloting the ship for the next week or so, you better fucking live up to the precedents you’ve previously set by busting out with some serious pear. You wouldn’t want me to bust out with some very disturbing links to inappropriate subjects, would you?

3:33 am May, 21 mainecat said...

Time for a spinoff website, “Hot Chicks with Hipsters”. Can you smell franchise fees?

5:48 am May, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jacques, I plan to kill you. You won’t be the first frog I had to tuck in for a dirt nap.

6:36 am May, 21 Shaft Junk said...

Welcome back McCrudeshoes. Good one Jacques, you know how fat jokes make my bumper scrape. I see you still possess your rapist wit and homosexual tendencies. Your peen links have always been my favorite.

9:03 am May, 21 DarkSock said...

nope ain’t clickin’ on it.

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