Sunday, May 19, 2013

Riff Raff's "Music Video" has 2 Million YouTube Views

In case you thought douche mocking was over, just remember this clown is still out there. Still cashing in.

And that’s why we still mock.

A carton of chocolate milk to the first person to make it all the way through this cultural atrocity of peen leakage.

# posted by douchebag1
7:13 am May, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Maybe Skinny D’Amato will come outta the Witness Protection program.

9:26 am May, 19 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I couldn’t even make it through the 15 second car commercial that preceded the video.

9:39 am May, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I couldn’t do it, Son.

I’ll make my own fucking chocolate milk.

12:32 pm May, 19 The Dude said...

I lasted one minute. I will never get that minute back.

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Some people are revolting. This idiot is worse. Is there a word for that? Oh yeah, douchebag.

2:02 pm May, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

You know when you’re on the BART, or the 5 Line, or even the T, and there’s that unfortunate wacko muttering to himself and trying to make eye contact with you?

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And you cast a solid glance across his direction, letting him know you recognize his presence, but are NOT going to engage.

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That’s what I did with the still image for this video.

2:03 pm May, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Also, well said, The Dude.

3:30 pm May, 19 Shaft Junk said...

That tears it. You need to go to his concert DB1. Obviously the war is far from over. We need someone on the inside, blending in with the crowd. Your efforts and fresh pics will not go unrewarded. Onward men, into the douchebag abyss!

3:42 pm May, 19 Shaft Junk said...

I almost made it all the way through. Spoiler alert: Mad rhymes did not flow.

4:57 pm May, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That video was worse than the last Transformers movie.

7:15 pm May, 19 DarkSock said...

In a post-nuclear apocalypse he would be the first to be killed and eaten, having nothing to offer for the survival of the species.

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Like, in the first 5 minutes after the bombs go off. Mothafucka’s not even be hungry yet.

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And shit.

9:58 pm May, 19 B Dup said...

Holy shit! I can’t stop laughing. WTF was that?

11:34 am May, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

1:58. I got to 1:58 before I felt the aneurysm start. Damn you DB1! I love chocolate milk but what the fucck was I thinking?

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I bled through a cow once.

5:41 pm May, 20 DixieRecht said...

Seriously terrible.

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I don’t understand the video. Don’t get his wigger style, grill, lyrics, nothing about it makes sense.

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Damn. Now I’m going to have nightmares!

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