Monday, May 6, 2013

Silver Harold's Night Out

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Champagne and blow may be one way to bring in the Party Woo Hotts of Miami Beach.

But champagne and blow don’t got nuthin’ on Silver Harold’s eyebrow dye.

# posted by douchebag1
2:49 pm May, 6 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’m still unclear as to what the woo hott on the left has in mind:

– charades?

– Twister?

– cake and cookies?

– snorting an 8-ball off her bestie’s ass?

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.Inquiring minds want to know.

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……just as I’m sure she would like to know the proper way to hold a champagne flute.

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.And the Old Choad will be happy to teach. Oh yes, he will.

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.Perignons

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3:01 pm May, 6 The Dude said...

I don’t miss never looking like that twit.

3:13 pm May, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Who wants to fuck AND party ?

3:34 pm May, 6 creature said...

tootsie rolls & lollypops coulda roped in these youngsters

3:36 pm May, 6 creature said...

…& by tootsie rolls & lollypops I mean winecoolers & roofies

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predators

3:50 pm May, 6 Sir Douche said...

Classy cap for a lady to wear. Wonder if she wears that to church.

4:32 pm May, 6 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Who wants to fucking pay to party?

4:35 pm May, 6 Douchble Helix said...

Mr. Wallnuts, your thoughts on the suit coat?

7:05 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He does sport some stunning eyebrows, and by stunning I mean stunned. Anybody remember Roxy Music? Tommy TuTone? The Tubes? They looked stupid like like that too. Cocksmokers. But it was good coke-snorting 1980’s loungey, OG Miami Vice, n trying to catch up on my drinking and shit.o condom funtime.

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Hedonists. I’m fucking baked working and then spending all night trying to catch up on my booze portion. Wait..I just saisd that.Stoooooned. Sons. And shit?

7:36 pm May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I want to stick my head in Mrs. Bate’s cooterhole and whinnie. And play with her Tubes.

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Vera

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7:39 pm May, 6 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

“Stop screwing around with the paid models, and get back on stage, dumbass! The Flock of Seagulls discography ain’t gonna cover tiself!”

9:03 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“One night in Bratislova and the world’s your oyster…”

9:04 pm May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A mook could get shot wearin’ a smokin’ jacket like that out in public, for Chrissakes.

10:57 pm May, 6 DarkSock said...

In the sunlight he sparkles.

From the dried sperm.

11:13 pm May, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Skrillex took a shower.

Who wants to get fucking herpes?

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