Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Stupid Shirts

DFR

Stupid shirts.

Still out there.

Still in increasing proximity to $2 Oyster Shooter night at the Crabby Crab Shack.

# posted by douchebag1
7:17 am May, 14 FredN. said...

“Discover Syphilis Disease.com” now takes party pics?

7:44 am May, 14 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The lewdness of the shirt is inversely proportional to the chances that the wearer will get any.

8:09 am May, 14 UFO Destroyers said...

Just noticing the error in the watermark. It should be “Discover STD.” Usually obtained after drinking unknown liquid from stupid shirt wearers and waking up in the backseat of his car.

8:26 am May, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Kill.

Your.

Self.

8:28 am May, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fat.

Drunk.

Stupid.

Son.

8:29 am May, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

You.

Fat.

Fuck.

8:30 am May, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Turd.

With.

Legs.

8:55 am May, 14 Guitar Gyro said...

Get In.

Get Out.

Don’t Get Herpes.

.

.

I’m making my own first date shirts now.

9:07 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

With

My

Sister

9:14 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Shaken

When

Baby

9:33 am May, 14 jonezy said...

AssSweat

Drips

Always

9:34 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Drunk

Fucked

Recidivism

9:34 am May, 14 jonezy said...

Eat

Eat

RepEat

9:50 am May, 14 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Hats.

Hide.

Baldness.

9:58 am May, 14 DarkSock said...

That was his Dad’s shirt.

.

Unfortunately.

10:01 am May, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

unattractive

uneducated

unemployed

10:08 am May, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’m

With

Stupid

11:29 am May, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Shirt

Personality

Substitute

11:31 am May, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Collect

Un

Employment

11:32 am May, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Zero

Point

Zero

12:06 pm May, 14 creature said...

third

grade

repeat

.

& repeat

& repeat

1:57 pm May, 14 bigphatnotadouche said...

Have

Small

Penis

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