Saturday, May 25, 2013

Sunday Science Class

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Constipated DoucheBag reminds us that his ilk only comprise half the subject matter of this site. They’s hotts on this site as well. Son.

As I wind down ‘Sock Week in anticipation of DB1’s return tomorrow I shall endeavor to share with you some of the rare sub-classes of Hotts und Pear:

 

I Have Your Pink Monkey Hostage Hott;

Secretly Stern Pear;

It-wakes-up-or-it-gets-the-hose-the-snooze-hose-Pear;

Peeled Pear;

Pinky & My Brain Pear;

Shoes Match The Carpet Pear;

Walking around the beach in her underdraws Pear;

A Bit Nippy Hott;

A Man’s Garter Do What A Man’s Garter Do Pear;

The Bedroom Librarian;

Chest Pair Pear;

Down For Whatever Pear;

And, of course, We’re Here For The Orgy Trifecta.

And that barely scratches the surface of Planet Hott.

Thusly begins my Sabbatical.

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:34 pm May, 25 Douchble Helix said...

Words fail me.

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Be well, ‘Sock!

2:29 am May, 26 bigphatnotadouche said...

Don’t leave us Dark Sock.

Pear is a mighty gift to us all.

5:48 am May, 26 Wheezer said...

“Secretly Stern Pear” has a firm pear and just may be Quartasian. Ohhhhh myyyyy……

6:09 am May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fine Pear, Son. I think I’ve seen Fenny and TDMaria in there this week. I’m gonna give my wife the “snooze hose” and then unwind my booze hose..and shit, Son.

7:32 am May, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

An outstanding array of talent DarkSock, outstanding I say. Mmmmmmm————– Pinky & My Brain Pear, HamDangle™ for the win and by win I mean Sunday morning chub.

8:26 am May, 26 Douchble Helix said...

TDM? What day? What pic?

9:00 am May, 26 creature said...

hostage monkey…brilliant

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“I’m here for the gang bang” best line by a director making a cameo in his own film, ever!

9:08 am May, 26 The Dude said...

The blood has left my cranium, getting thru this collection, by which I mean my blood went somewheres else. Somewheres, I says.

9:26 am May, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’ll have an order of Pink Monkey, the Chest Pear, and the Here for the Orgy on the side.

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To go.

9:37 am May, 26 The Dude said...

TDM sightings need proper framing.

9:38 am May, 26 DarkSock said...

Pics all came from DW. Son.

10:15 am May, 26 killdoucher said...

mr. sock, you are the beacon of light in an otherwise pitchblack douche sewer….thank you for your service!

12:06 pm May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

TDM is the “a man’s garter do…………”and shit. Son.

12:58 pm May, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Yes! That is her! Tiny Dancer Maria!

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(psst! Imma let the besotted old gent enjoy his fantasy. Don’t none a yas sperl it.)

2:02 pm May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock need some tunes to get in the mood for his upcoming surgery.

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2:03 pm May, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

2:36 pm May, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Ugh. Autotune.

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I’ve been watching Cosmos all weekend. Go figure.

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Vulcans.

3:11 pm May, 26 The Dude said...

All Hail the ‘Sock!

7:10 am May, 27 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Great work Dark Sock! Thanks very much. Go in peace.

3:02 pm May, 29 Capt Canuck said...

For those who are interested, the middle chick in the “here for the orgy” pic is Sara Jean Underwood. She co-starred in that Hardee’s BBQ television advertisement and has done a lot for Playboy and Me In My Place (both worth looking up).

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