Monday, May 20, 2013

THE DARK SOCK RISES

douche goldblum is the meat in a silicone sandwich

It’s your favorite substitute preacher, DarkSock, here for another week at the helm while DB1 takes a week off. He said something about “High Colonic”, which I presume is a sacred Jewish holiday or something.

Speaking of deep cleansing…the theme of this week’s foray into madness will be Back To The Basics; purity of purpose. And that purpose is to mock the douchebag peacocks that fondle and soil the sacred giggle-woo-hottie. I think the accompanying picture here reminds us of why this site endures, much like a herpes rash. Take a gooood long look at this Trust-Fund-Lush-turned-Wall-Street-Pension-Gambler smirking at you from behind the silicone hills of Gold Digger Valley. Then write something angry in the comments section.

The brave new world of serious scholarly posts begins next, Dear Reader. Stay tuned.

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:38 am May, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

Hasn’t Douche Goldblum been on here in another form? Looks like right blonde has pulled his butt plug and now he sits uncomfortably waiting for the Olestra avalanche to occur.

7:51 am May, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d bang both giggle woo hotties because, after all, that’s what they’s for.

8:14 am May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey man! Comments are disappearing or you are giving us a mindfuck. Fuck you Benzino!

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Son

8:42 am May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Benzino’s cockk flap sounds like a baseball card in the spokes of a bicycle when he pees

9:02 am May, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

This guy’s taste in hookers matches his taste in neckties and matching, 100% rayon pocket squares.

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.Haberdashers

9:16 am May, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I never knew what Dark Sock’s architectural specialty was until today. Eat this Frank Gehry. AAAAAmen. and shit.

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9:18 am May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Benzino’s cockk flap rents it’s back room to a t-shirt transfer ironing company

9:18 am May, 20 Shaft Junk said...

More butt pics. Sweet. Now I won’t have to make my usual stop at Sphincterheiny.com before stopping here. Diet Porn Week here we come! I mean douchebags suck! These broads are hot! When will the madness end! I will not go on walkabout until every douchebag has been eradicated. Because that’s how deep my loyalty runs.

9:18 am May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Benzino’s cockk flap plays the accordian in a Tejano band

9:19 am May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Benzino’s cockk flap gets booed regularly at a comedy open mic

9:20 am May, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Benzino’s cockk flap holds the mop bucket , Lysol and paper towels for his janitorial day job

10:01 am May, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Dark Sock week ! Pear, Pear, Pear, Pear (chant)

10:10 am May, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Uncle DarkSock week? nice!!!

1:07 pm May, 20 The Dude said...

You show up for the Giggle Woo Blue Boobie Hott, but you stay for some Peach Mango Tango!

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‘zinos

3:18 pm May, 20 creature said...

Benzino’s pecker is a detached aardvark snout

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