THE DARK SOCK RISES
It’s your favorite substitute preacher, DarkSock, here for another week at the helm while DB1 takes a week off. He said something about “High Colonic”, which I presume is a sacred Jewish holiday or something.
Speaking of deep cleansing…the theme of this week’s foray into madness will be Back To The Basics; purity of purpose. And that purpose is to mock the douchebag peacocks that fondle and soil the sacred giggle-woo-hottie. I think the accompanying picture here reminds us of why this site endures, much like a herpes rash. Take a gooood long look at this Trust-Fund-Lush-turned-Wall-Street-Pension-Gambler smirking at you from behind the silicone hills of Gold Digger Valley. Then write something angry in the comments section.
The brave new world of serious scholarly posts begins next, Dear Reader. Stay tuned.
Hasn’t Douche Goldblum been on here in another form? Looks like right blonde has pulled his butt plug and now he sits uncomfortably waiting for the Olestra avalanche to occur.
I’d bang both giggle woo hotties because, after all, that’s what they’s for.
Hey man! Comments are disappearing or you are giving us a mindfuck. Fuck you Benzino!
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For the horse lovers.
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Benzino’s cockk flap sounds like a baseball card in the spokes of a bicycle when he pees
This guy’s taste in hookers matches his taste in neckties and matching, 100% rayon pocket squares.
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I never knew what Dark Sock’s architectural specialty was until today. Eat this Frank Gehry. AAAAAmen. and shit.
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Benzino’s cockk flap rents it’s back room to a t-shirt transfer ironing company
More butt pics. Sweet. Now I won’t have to make my usual stop at Sphincterheiny.com before stopping here. Diet Porn Week here we come! I mean douchebags suck! These broads are hot! When will the madness end! I will not go on walkabout until every douchebag has been eradicated. Because that’s how deep my loyalty runs.
Benzino’s cockk flap plays the accordian in a Tejano band
Benzino’s cockk flap gets booed regularly at a comedy open mic
Benzino’s cockk flap holds the mop bucket , Lysol and paper towels for his janitorial day job
Dark Sock week ! Pear, Pear, Pear, Pear (chant)
Uncle DarkSock week? nice!!!
You show up for the Giggle Woo Blue Boobie Hott, but you stay for some Peach Mango Tango!
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Benzino’s pecker is a detached aardvark snout