Thursday, May 30, 2013

Timmy Fingers Finds the Golden Chalice

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On the next “Game of Barstools”…

Timmy Fingers’s wife’s sister is the princess who found the dwarf climbing the snow mountain who once was healed by a dragon that formerly belonged to a boatworker who dreamed of the talking tree that contained the sparrow that brought the potion from the eunuch who was formerly married the princess who killed Colonel Mustard with the candlesticks in the drawing room.

# posted by douchebag1
11:02 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Melissa discretely hands off her dignity to her BFF for safekeeping.

11:08 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Timmy would like to thank Gramma Zmed for the A/X gift certificate. Andy by gift certificate, I mean the $100 he took from her wallet. And by thank, I mean take a dump in her bathroom sink.

11:16 am May, 30 retard said...

Act like you’ve been there before, SON. Act like it’s the most amazing experience of your life (which quite clearly, it is) and I can assure you it will never happen again.

11:19 am May, 30 FredN. said...

Timmy, those fingers go down and to the left…try again.

12:00 pm May, 30 Dickie Fingers said...

Mr. Ed called and said he’d like his gums back.

12:16 pm May, 30 creature said...

last 3=anus tart

12:21 pm May, 30 creature said...

mushroomcap skirt & golden bicycle shorts tip off big fleshy can on Meg…Timmy poised to enthusiastically part the sea of cellulite, sending tsunamis of quivering flesh before all with the staff of pharoah

12:24 pm May, 30 creature said...

Timmy also possesses a Pez dispencer tongue for ass wipery

12:25 pm May, 30 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

boy that Erik Estradabag can sure pull the long-in-the-tooth bleeths.

12:40 pm May, 30 Dickie Fingers said...

I don’t know about the other 2, but I’m not Nancy.

12:57 pm May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think this Bleeth rather attractive. And by rather attractive I mean I can see her taking a good one in the Coolie.

8:27 pm May, 30 Troy Tempest said...

I bet her cooter smells like vagisil.

8:28 pm May, 30 Troy Tempest said...

I bet his thumb is bigger than his peen.

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