Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Tom Cooze and Kelly McBoobis Star in "Top Goon"

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These porn parodies just get weirder and weirder.

# posted by douchebag1
7:22 am May, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Goose is so glad he died right now.

7:35 am May, 29 UFO Destroyers said...

The Roman numerals on her shoulder are for the times she “appeared” on The Bang Bus before she met Steve here. He took her away from all that to a life of slipping roofies into unsuspecting girls drinks at the bar so they can “appear” in a Bang Bus video.

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And Jethro, to our right, is homing in on something like a Mako shark. Probably his missing dignity.

8:14 am May, 29 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Jerry Largenose agrees. And he has a very large nose.

8:32 am May, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

World’s most awkward Siamese twins, joined at the panniclulus.

8:47 am May, 29 Vin Douchal said...

They are #Zed and the Lepplins- Motorboat!

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And this tune

9:03 am May, 29 killdoucher said...

kelly ripa sure let herself go

9:10 am May, 29 creature said...

kelly looks like she armwrassles gators by tearing their coccks off

9:50 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think she’s a raker. As in “Kelly sucked my cock last night but she raked my cock with her teeth.”

9:55 am May, 29 Doctor Magnifico! said...

I’d be surprised if the carpet and drapes matched; but I’d be equally surprised if I wouldn’t bone the shit out of her.

10:02 am May, 29 The Dude said...

Nor wood I.

10:29 am May, 29 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Jethro in back scoping for swimmin’ pools, movie stars.

1:05 pm May, 29 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Who gets “short-sleeve” arm tats only to have to roll their sleeves up just to show them off?

I think we found the latest sign of “auto-douche”.

1:05 pm May, 29 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Who gets “short-sleeve” arm tats only to have to roll their sleeves up just to show them off?

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I think we found the latest sign of “auto-douche”.

1:19 pm May, 29 Douchble Helix said...

Weird situation. Fancy shmancy wooden bar. Snazzy blond barmaid way in the back. This couple in shiny black. At least two lumberjacks.

1:20 pm May, 29 Douchble Helix said...

Shit, maybe that bar is marble. And they’s got candles.

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Hotel?

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