Thursday, May 30, 2013

Tom Cooze in… "Enemas of The State"

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The Penelope Sisters are excited about their big break.

And by big break, I mean pretending to giggle at Tom Cooze’s chest shave + Jesus Bling combo while hoping the next round of Grey Goose will include an extra large tip.

# posted by douchebag1
8:04 am May, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tom Jones called; he wants his shirt and necklace back.

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http://nicolecushing.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/tom-jones.jpg

8:11 am May, 30 Dickie Fingers said...

The Penelope Sisters have been trained to keep their noses down and to the left when there is a camera present.

8:23 am May, 30 Dickie Fingers said...

or right

8:28 am May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Wow. Penelope #1 isn’t bad as long as she keeps winning the battle with the moustache you know she is fighting. Penelope #2 really should have saved her pennies and gotten out of whatever business this is a couple of years ago before her face started to look like the sole of shoe.

8:37 am May, 30 creature said...

xtra large tip means mutant, disease swole genitalia

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elephant men

9:12 am May, 30 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Tom Cooze goes to Hairclub for Men to have his chest hair transplanted to his head, cause that’s how he rolls.

9:54 am May, 30 jonezy said...

I feel like there is a post on the horizon titled “To Dreuche or not to Dreuche, that is the question”

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I don’t know what the hell she posted yesterday that caused DB1 to censor it but it couldn’t have been as bad as clicking on a Jacques Douchteau dick link. Then again, maybe it was a pic of her naked or something, so perhaps I should commend DB1.

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Anyway, I don’t have my panties in a bunch about her trolling around. I know some of you do, which begs the question of why you’re wearing panties in the first place, but the point being… what was the point?

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oh yea, I like plenty of Dreuche’s comments- like her HJBB&D reference the other day. Funny shit. So, let her get her troll on as long as she brings the funny- the bickering is fucking annoying though. My 2 cents even though you didn’t ask.

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Now if we could only get Plinky’s mom’s labia to come back- might help hermit with his shelter for the night…

1:36 pm May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Well said, jonezy. Though Drueche does like to troll once she has her hackles are up, and that gets boring.

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As for offensive, I only ever remember being offended once. A story from one of the regs about sampling the flesh trade with a possible underage girl. That’s no boys-will-be-boys harmless frat fun where I come from. I’ll spare y’all any stories and just assume you get the picture.

2:06 pm May, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I sampled some underage flesh trade with a possibly underage girl a few times. Big deal. They like the weed and pizza…. and cocks.

2:58 pm May, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I don’t think banging your cousin has much in common with human trafficking. But YMMV.

7:14 pm May, 30 creature said...

ya, dude mc c, canada alot like thailand, but cold…really fuckin cold & more stoopid…ya…that & underage hottz not as hott!…but stoopid ya!

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