Saturday, May 18, 2013

Wallnuts After Dark: More American Idol: Madonna Mia, What's With Mariahs's Jugs and the Other Chick's Wigs?

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I was readin’ on the computer that the American Idol as been gettin bad ratins this year and that they’s even gettin’ beat by that show about them country hicks that make the fake ducks outta wood that hunters use and that people use for decorations. And shit.

I been watchin’ that Idol show and I think I got it figured out in that more people get turned off by that one chick’s wigs and what comes outta her pie hole then wanna watch the show to see Mariah’s Puppies. Mariah’s Puppies, I says.

They could fix that ratins problem by callin’ the show, “Mariah’s Jugs,” and proppin’ up them pups good and proper for alls to see. See, people will watch singers, cute girls and all a that, but a real crowd will form to see a famous dame’s Nuhood’s. Look that one up in your Funk and Wagnalls. Funk and Wagnalls, I says.

Now on the other hand they gotta shut that other broad up. She’s a real dolore nel culo. Plus I never trust a dame who’s hair color changes every day. Na mean?

Back in the day the Gambinos, who was controlled by the Meyer Lansky operation, woulda paid a visit to the involved parties and took care a business. Like when Jack Paar was the host a the Tonight Show. He was a real intellectual type but was as boring as a Sunday Sermon and who the Fucc wants to watch that?

So one a the Lansky machers calls Carlo Gambino and before you can say Pasta con Sarde, Parr is out and Carson is in. Pasta con Sarde, I says.

Now I been outta the game for a bisel time (look it up, goyishers), but I’m pretty sure there’s a similar concern amongst certain family types for which a change would behoove them. Behoove, I says.

So if Idol wants to turn things around they should get rid a that one dame with the wigs and annoying voice and make the show all about Mariah’s ninns.

# posted by Vin Douchal
12:47 pm May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That ugly Mulattoo has some fucking wigs. She’s bat shit crazy like my friend the Honorable mayor of Toronto and his crack-pipe friends. I’d bang Mariah if she wasn’t banging low talent moolians (respect) cause she’sbe too loose for my big conquistador.

1:24 pm May, 18 creature said...

you can always lay your pipe down her tata trench, rev

…jus sayin’

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1:25 pm May, 18 creature said...

i’m also partial to servicing latina culo crevasse

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rim rammers

2:25 pm May, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Yep. Megan Fox sideboob.

2:30 pm May, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Rare-ass Tyra Banks sideboob.

2:44 pm May, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Tyra Banks was one fine piece of mocha Afro-American ass 20 years ago I must say. I wonder if she used hair straightener on her cooter. Or as I like to say, does the helmet match the scwantz.

2:47 pm May, 18 Wheezer said...

Mariah

Carey’s

boobies

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Dat work fer ya, DW?

4:53 pm May, 18 Douchble Helix said...

Titties and ass is what you call your “High Production Values”.

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Cornealiuseseses.

5:11 pm May, 18 creature said...

thnx wheeze….my german flesh sentry is now standing at attention!

9:22 pm May, 18 DarkSock said...

Ninns, he says

Dammit Rev, I tried yer email but you’re perma-hazed ass done changed it or something. dial me at darksok@gmail.com.

sons.

Or anyone else that’d like to contribute to Sock week next week.

Horsies.
as

11:42 am May, 19 creature said...

…so what’s the cost of a New Orleans, Bayou voo doo hooker to don a horse head & allow urination into an unnatural receptical?

…here we witness the drying process

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horse traders

12:08 pm May, 19 creature said...

…or is that Nancy Dreuche?

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