Monday, May 13, 2013

When Irony and Herpsterism Collide And Score Slutty Sophie

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It’s like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, surrounded by a mystery, on top of a retro-ironic cassette tape.

# posted by douchebag1
2:09 pm May, 13 Vin Douchal said...

The real irony is that’s a phone case. You have to be out of interesting options when you purchase one of those.

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This looks like a douche photoing himself after getting a BJ in the bathroom at a bachelor party

2:10 pm May, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Its usually not such a good idea to bring one of the dancers from The Boobie Bungalow home with you. Just sayin.

2:11 pm May, 13 FredN. said...

Jesus, is that his bedroom?

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Target brand white particle board bookshelf with a plastic football helmet on top, check.

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White vinyl blinds on the window, check.

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Half a dozen “Achievement Awards” from JR high on the wall, check.

2:48 pm May, 13 UFO Destroyers said...

When will the federally funded study be published that says that with each “selfie” you take, you shorten your lifespan by six months?

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Wait. On second thought don’t publish that study. Let’s just wait until these idiots start dropping like flies in the attic of a certain Cleveland residence.

2:49 pm May, 13 DoucheStar1 said...

Isn’t that porn star Christy Mack?!? Pretty sure it is….

2:51 pm May, 13 Snottadoosh said...

My penis is 99.9% sure that “Slutty Sophie” is Christy Mack.

2:52 pm May, 13 The Dude said...

wtf is happening on their arms?

3:22 pm May, 13 creature said...

just another goofy inked up frat goon with sorority hott who gets passed around like a relay baton…hope he tosses her down the hall like a bowling ball…notta

3:32 pm May, 13 creature said...

…btw, sophie already morphing into Broom Hilda…whitchy-poo gene is activated!

3:51 pm May, 13 Guid is Good said...

Could this douchebag have just captured the moment when sleeve tattoos jumped the shark?

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Ralph Malphs

4:11 pm May, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s like a limerick, wrapped in a tattoo sleeved shirt, covered by a three meter thick slice of Kraft Velveeta Cheese Product (respect), which was in turn punted by a foot with three stubbed toes and a bunion the size of a Anjou pear.

4:14 pm May, 13 Wheezer said...

@Creatch, 3:32 p.m. –

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This may be her in 20 years.

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Brohunks

5:02 pm May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have no doubt that she is a professional of one sort or another. And by another I mean I’d hit it. How bout them Maple Leafs? Son. I fucking hate them.

6:01 pm May, 13 CG said...

i part-time bartend at a music venue and i see cookie-cuts of this guy swarmed by clones of that girl all the time. mystery explained in four words:

HE’S IN A BAND

6:07 pm May, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Bruins are playing like their legs are dead. And by that I mean they are booking tee times as we speak for the rest of the spring starting tomorrow morning.

6:08 pm May, 13 CG said...

…well, i stand corrected. that is Chad Alva …porn star and director herp.

6:16 pm May, 13 CG said...

redemption: he used to be in a band before porn.

(i need a hobby)

6:26 pm May, 13 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

@Chad

Oh joy. Now I have at least another two weeks of not being able to turn on any Toronto media source because the broadcasts are as close as one can get to watching televised fellatio without having to go to a pay-per-view channel.

7:25 pm May, 13 Guitar Gyro said...

A porn hott and a porn douchebag. How am I supposed to get a proper rage boner off of this? Meh boner at best.

7:30 pm May, 13 Vin J Douchal said...

That was the single most amazing fucking hockey game I’ve ever seen. Down 4-1 with 8 minutes left, two goals in the last 90 seconds to tie. Win in OT.

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Fuck yeah, B’s versus Rangers next up…..

7:44 pm May, 13 DarkSock said...

I despise myself for wanting that cheesy ass cassette tape phone protector.

8:15 pm May, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That was a very good hockey game. Good on the B’s. Fuck off Leafs. Go Sens?

10:09 pm May, 13 creature said...

what is this hockey you speak of?

7:19 am May, 14 jmanbro said...

it’s Christy Mack

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