Monday, May 13, 2013

Your Monday Morning Meningitis-in-the-Pool Pic

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After last week’s KV-infused threat to get more submissions, the ‘bag hunters and huntresses have responded, and the hamper is full with smelly sweatsock atrociousness commingling with the tastiest of bikni martini hotts.

Like Kelli and Mia here. Two bottles of Vegas party hott water.

And DJ Shortrounduous.

Who just hasn’t done well since the Goonies/Temple-of-Doom money was spent on hookers and blow.

# posted by douchebag1
7:42 am May, 13 Olddog1 said...

“Hookers and Blow” One of my favorite Minneapolis bands. Check them out if you are up that way.

7:47 am May, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Meningitis and a renoB, I has.

8:12 am May, 13 Dan said...

Tasty Winnie Cooper Hott.

8:35 am May, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Are you implying that the two hotts are hookers, and this is Shortrounduous last hurrah?

9:42 am May, 13 Vin Douchal said...

First thought was “Make a Wish Foundation”

9:51 am May, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think we need some regular Monday Morning Mons. And by that I mean that there ain’t no better way to get over the Monday morning blahs than to engage in a little self-induced schmeckle action. Self-induced schmeckle action, I says.

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Unless of course there is a new supply of Qualuudes outs there somewheres.

10:05 am May, 13 The Dude said...

Those arched backs give me a great idea. The tit slings give me basically the same idea. One track mind, I has.

10:11 am May, 13 creature said...

I’d truly like to scoliosous leopard girl with my roto-rot-out phallanx!!

11:09 am May, 13 Morbo said...

Both Kelli and the DJ are embarrassed by the flirtatious actions of Kelli’s drunken mom. Kelli has just gotten too used to it to care, and the DJ has seen far, far worse. He’s also holding out hope for a threesome in the cabana, followed by a poorly-written letter to Penthouse Forum.

12:24 pm May, 13 Wheezer said...

Boobies, small yet perky.

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Boob, small and douchey.

12:49 pm May, 13 bigphatnotadouche said...

Spending money on Milf’s, their daughter and blow sounds like a great way to go out in style.

9:44 pm May, 13 airdomin8 said...

Kelli. Mia. And Bilbo ‘Bagg-ins.

When standing upright and a lady’s nipples are at a higher point than your own, it might be time to move on.

10:13 pm May, 13 creature said...

“Gina, where’s the tail?”

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