Monday, May 6, 2013

Your Monday Morning Spewdaddy

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Hello Spewdaddy!!

Hello!!

How you wake us up on a Monday morning like a jolt of coffee heroin straight to the synthroided nadsack.

Lo, if your humb narrs’s lazy ass lazy ass gets off his lazy ass, it’s high time to place the K.V. in the Hall of Scrote.

But man I hate that HTML’n.

So I think I’ll just eat a bowl of Fruit Loops and stare at the wall.

# posted by douchebag1
7:44 am May, 6 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I find the ‘roid heads in the previous post much more offensive than this guy.

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And most of them are much better looking than these two transvestites.

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I’ve also found that if you properly water down pink champagne it DOES taste like cherry cola.

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.Davies

8:31 am May, 6 retard said...

The bleeths keep getting bleethier, that’s for sure. Maybe KV’s rep as an STD farm is getting around.

8:50 am May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is a promotional still from the new soft core epic, “Sindiana Chode Gets Skull From Crystal and Crusadie.”

8:52 am May, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Long time coming. This tool is H of S material.

8:52 am May, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Cottage cheese just called to tell the Bleeth on the right it wants itself back.

9:02 am May, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fuck em all.

9:04 am May, 6 Vin Douchal said...

KV needs a pounding from Chris Neil

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Yes, this would make me happy. Fucking happy, I says.

9:28 am May, 6 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Staring at the wall would be an improvement over this photo.

10:45 am May, 6 creature said...

he looks like a sort, insecure motor cycle cop from arizona…it’d be fittin’ to ram ‘Electra Glide in Blue’ up his ass….& by ‘Electra Glide in Blue’ I mean Tiny Iron on viagra

10:46 am May, 6 creature said...

‘short’…got keep the bourbon outta my crunchberries during my offtime

11:16 am May, 6 Vin Douchal said...

One word Monday: Ignoramous

12:28 pm May, 6 Wheezer said...

Yeah, Boss, this choad has earned his way into the Hall of Scrote. It’s the only thing in his life that he will ever earn.

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Just be sure to include his “Tommy Pak” appearances.

12:30 pm May, 6 Wheezer said...

OK, I’m wrong: perhaps the only other thing he’ll ever earn is the ass-beatings of which Vin spoke.

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Let’s make sure we get a list of things KV/Tommy Pak has earned or will earn in his product-driven, trend-following, and empty life.

12:31 pm May, 6 Wheezer said...

Let’s add STDs to that list of earnings.

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