Monday, June 3, 2013

Evil Yellow Sunball Is Too Old For This S@#t

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Murtaugh agrees. Bloated meatwackers are just as bad as anti-Semitic Hollywood movie stars.

And no, Mel, I’m not over it.

Sugar Tits.

Awrrright, this was a lame first post to start the week.  But as your humb narrs is in Palm Springs on a writing weekend, what are ya gonna do?

Of course, my luck, Priceline sticks me at an uberscrotey Frathole party hotel.

Which, while having a certain symmetry with the fact I write Hot Chicks with Douchebags, does not a writer’s retreat make. Except for some Boobie Hottie Suckle Thighs to offer at least visual respite.

 

# posted by douchebag1
7:46 am June, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Boobie Hottie Suckle Thighs to offer at least visual respite” Sorry for your pain Boss, that looks to be visual diarrhea and whats with the male blow up doll in the pool? WTF is going on in Palm Springs?

7:48 am June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

At least half those people peed in the pool. A quarter herpesed in the pool. I laughed at Bob Hope, once.

8:07 am June, 3 Misty Axe said...

What is wrong with your eye bitch?

8:24 am June, 3 creature said...

the air hose used to inflate her flap jacks was shoved up his ass…the left over ink from his tire tread tatt was poured on the part in her hair

8:24 am June, 3 Douche Wayne said...

DB1 – I think even the Ace Hotel would be a lesser ring of douchehell than where you’re stuck. Godspeed.

Penicillin Cha-Cha-Cha

8:37 am June, 3 UFO Destroyers said...

Her hand looks like something the Baron would have crawling out of a shallow grave. Good thing he shaves his arms from the elbows up or we’d never see that hemorrhoid of a tattoo.

8:39 am June, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fat and androgynous is no way to go through life son.

The Palm Springs health inspector better get over there stat, that pool is waaaay exceeding the allowable ppm of herps, ass syphillis, mean green drips and blue waffle batter!

9:04 am June, 3 FredN. said...

Nice skunk-stripe in yer hair you skank, but the warning is redundant – I was warned off by the face.

9:55 am June, 3 The Dude said...

It’s amazing how easily a nice big set of cans relaxes all my other standards of attractivity.

10:28 am June, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Hand out a Fugly Award to the both of them and snap the next couple. Hit the corners, kid, paint ’em with cheese

10:30 am June, 3 Douchble Helix said...

“Whenever you’re in Palm Springs, stay at the HOTel cORAL esSEX!”

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Since you didn’t, pull the trigger with your toe.

10:32 am June, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Speaking of Mel, this chick should just shut up and blow me. Check out her DSL’s in this video:

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Oksana Grigorieva

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DSL’s I says

11:12 am June, 3 DarkSock said...

Fat and Androgynous indeed.

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To echo one of my favorite Baron Von Goolo riffs ever, unleashed against Perez Hilton:

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“What’s with the gay caveman?”

11:15 am June, 3 creature said...

DSL, is that an option I can get on my next new car?

…hopin’ & wishin’

11:22 am June, 3 DarkSock said...

And sorry, mainstream news media, but I’m pretty sure that ‘All in the Family’ star Jean Stapleton (Archie’s wife Edith) died in the 90’s.

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Along with Blue Jean Shorts and Abe Vigoda.

11:22 am June, 3 DarkSock said...

stonin’ hard on codeine. SOn.

11:31 am June, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Hey, boss, did you have anything to do with this llama drama?

12:27 pm June, 3 DarkSock said...

Boss would NEVER taser a llama.
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Chloroform, however…
llama

1:12 pm June, 3 Doctor Magnifico! said...

That’s one ugly couplin’

5:32 pm June, 3 Guid is Good said...

OK looking at this chromosomal misfit I think we can safely say why the ancient Mayan culture really collapsed. Tough luck guys.

1:03 am June, 4 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

The Walleyed hott presents a particular challenge as I can never guess WHICH eye I am supposed to be looking at. Is there an algorithm for this kind of thing?

12:38 pm June, 5 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

It’s Carl—http://jimmyneutron.wikia.com/wiki/Carl_Wheezer

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