Thursday, June 20, 2013

Benzino Gets Old, Rich Girl Rachel Still Hasn't Wised Up

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HCwDB legend Benzino.

Still out there.

Still macking on quality hotts like Rich Girl Rachel.

Now with bonus shorts fold.

# posted by douchebag1
12:21 pm June, 20 Douchble Helix said...

‘Zino’s legs look better’n hers.

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And don’t lay any gay shit on me.

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Exodi.

12:24 pm June, 20 FredN. said...

I see the Dreamworks logo on that leg (little boy sitting on the moon while fishing).

12:26 pm June, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

One of three things going on here on this poor girl’s bleg. (1) It’s an unfortunate reflection from the pool or Howard K Largeman’s white belly onto her. (2) It’s where the spray tan has come off while sitting in the cabana waiting on the bottle service Benzio said he was getting, but I’ll be darned, never showed up. (3) Cellulite is setting in like necrotizing fasciitis.

12:31 pm June, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Is Zino sporting wood, popping a boner, pitching a tent? Not that I care- but is she that hot that he goes full mast while fuly clothed in the mid-day sun? Have some control-

12:47 pm June, 20 Steve said...

Looks like someone finally discovered the video filters option on their camera. Next time try DNR.

12:48 pm June, 20 creature said...

I’d smack that Bee-hind til you could messure the fleshy ripples on the richter scale!

…uhm, hers too

1:04 pm June, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Perhaps like Ed Hardy, HCwDB can kill Benzino. Frankly, he looks like a bad hunk a Mortadella and her ass looks like spoiled Buratta Mutz.

1:12 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If she’s an old slut, I will order 4 please. Cause she’s at least 20 years younger than me. And by 20 years younger, I mean i met Mrs. Kroeger 30 years ago and I’d like the girl I met lo those many blurry years ago back for $2000, Alex.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mena_Suvari_2,_2012.jpg

1:51 pm June, 20 Douche Wayne said...

I’m digging Benzino’s laid-back, semi-herpster new look. Very “Dustin-Hoffman-in-‘The-Graduate'” vibe going on.

Coo-coo-cachoo

2:17 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

The Kardashians just had their attorney send her Ass a cease-and-desist letter.

2:18 pm June, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

And the Onomatopoeia society’s Cankle Award goes to UFO Destroyers for ” BLEG”.

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Re: The Russell Brand

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He should not have made a run at Dudley Moore’s Arthur.

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And if you’re looking for british intelectual commentary, and you’re paying more attention to Russell Brand than Bertrand Russell – you’re doing it wrong.

2:36 pm June, 20 Doctor Magnifico! said...

The only thing rich about her is the quantity of fat in her arse.

2:49 pm June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Benzino In Pastel Land.

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Everything’s hazy, slightly out of focus. Like Benzino’s career

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Confused , drug/alcohol addled , semi-coherent clients with more cash than sense looking for an artificially manufactured good time : hedonistic, self-satisfying and loud. Until the bill arrives and their time is up.

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Was it worth it? IS it worth it? Vegas pools are the lowest form of intellectual stimulation known to the human race, slightly above Twitter and Facebook

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Jag offs

2:59 pm June, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Hard to find Bertrand Russell on TV talk shows.

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Jes’ sayin’

3:00 pm June, 20 Doctor Magnifico! said...

^ What is life…but a long dialogue with imbeciles?

3:21 pm June, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bertrand Russell used to hang around the back lot at MGM back in the 40s and 50s. He was one a them brainiacs who couldn’t keep his schvantz in his pants and banged everything that had a Ham Wallet. Ham Wallet, I says.

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He was married to this one dame, had a kid with another one whilst his wife had two kids with some other Momo. Oofa. So he’d come to Cali where not many people knew he was this famous intellectual muckety muck so he could bang everything. He’d come out and stay at the Beverly Hills Hotel and have what he called a “Pussy Stampede.”

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Sinatra used to send over girls from the chorus line or dancers or whatever the fuck they were, and Russell would boff em whilst dressed in a lion tamer get up. Some weird fuckin shit, I tells ya.

3:46 pm June, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Just wanna point out the blue, suede loafers, nothing pisses me off more than loafers! Douche douche douche!!

3:52 pm June, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bertrand Russell was a noted paedophile and mass murderer. His father was the real Jack the Ripper. His Set Theories suck big Oprah cock (we all know that Oprah has a big schwantz). If you dudes heard about the firework factory blowing up in

Canada, I live about 20 minutes away. The old store, back in the eighties, used to have a whore house above it. I love Quebec stripper/whores and was rubbed and tugged several times there as a teen. God bless them and Tony Soprano. I’m a little drunk and stoned and I’m gonna hit another big Jean-Guy Skunky Angus boel for supper.

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Stoners

4:34 pm June, 20 Charles Douchewin said...

I love Wallnuts’ America, and the Rev’s Canada.

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And Vin’s right, I don’t think Dick Cavett got to Russell before Bertrand went tits up.

6:59 pm June, 20 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I’m like, not really wanting to untie her bikini bottom. Weird.

7:33 pm June, 20 Bag em, Tag em said...

Benzino’s Boat Shoes

Bleeths blegs and bloated buttocks

Bleach to cure my eyes

7:54 pm June, 20 killdoucher said...

fucking ‘zino’ is looking like he just stepped out of the chateau d’isaster

9:24 pm June, 20 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Chateau d’isaster

tossed ‘zino and his bleeth out

when she showed her butt

9:29 pm June, 20 creature said...

yup, I’d get all uo init…even if I had to use the jaws of life to part them cheeks

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wheel barrow jockeys

9:32 pm June, 20 creature said...

up…sheesh, youd tink i been shpeilen ok fulluiwinge borebon….

weight…

…wwha?

…oh yeh, biiiig ashshhhes!

9:49 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

OK, I’ll start it…

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Her ass is so big only elephants can hear her fart.

9:49 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so big Midas makes her butt plugs

9:50 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so big when she runs it sounds like Kobe Bryant dribbling a Christmas ham down center court.

9:51 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so big Khloe Kardashian laughs at it.

9:53 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so big her poops are frisbee-shaped.

9:53 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so big when she sits her feet can’t touch the ground.

9:54 pm June, 20 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so big Benzino can only perform oral sex on her with a length of 12″ diameter PVC.

1:49 am June, 21 strangdouche said...

who s the bdsm bitch?

5:45 am June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bertrand Russell died in 1970 so Cavett could have interviewed him.

7:58 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

Her ass is so big their foreplay begins with him renting a ditch witch

8:01 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

I Fuck Bertrand Russell; I’m a fan of Bertram S. Puckle, who is of course author of the seminal 1926 tome “Funeral Customs”. The guy was a riot.
puckle
Puckle, I says.

8:04 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

Fuckin’ guy kills me…very dry wit

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Funeral Customs

by Bertram S. Puckle

“A funeral is a ceremony marking a person’s death. Funerary customs comprise the complex of beliefs and practices used by a culture to remember the dead, from the funeral itself, to various monuments, prayers, and rituals undertaken in their honor. These customs vary widely between cultures, and between religious affiliations within cultures. In some cultures the dead are venerated; this is commonly called ancestor worship. The word funeral comes from the Latin funus, which had a variety of meanings, including the corpse and the funerary rites themselves.

Funeral rites are as old as the human race itself, as well as other hominids. For example, in the Shanidar cave in Iraq, Neanderthal skeletons have been discovered with a characteristic layer of pollen, which suggests that Neanderthals buried the dead with gifts of flowers. This has been interpreted as suggesting that Neanderthals believed in an afterlife, and in any case were aware of their own mortality and were capable of mourning.”

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hominids, he says…

12:09 pm June, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Okay, I’m back after two weeks backbacking in the the wilderness. Did I miss mu-aaaAAAAAGH! (slowly backing away)

12:13 pm June, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And her ass is so big you feel her fart before you hear it.

12:17 pm June, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Her ass is so big only anteaters can give her a rim job.

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