Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Breaking: Anorexic Justin Bieber Drives Fancy Car, Wears Spandex and Pink Shoes

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It’s likea butch new wave hot chick from the early 1980s mated with the Pillsbury Dough Boy and squatted out an albino ass turd.

Still, it’s rare we find the HCwDB combo compressed into a singular corporeal form. And even rarer that it looks like a hiphop pelican.

# posted by douchebag1
9:52 am June, 26 creature said...

boy looks like he’s carrying a substantial lode in his OD diaper

9:55 am June, 26 creature said...

…drove by the Staples center on my way to ballpark last night (Doyers/Gigantes) & witnessed the pathetic dregs gathering for a Bieber show….mostly preteens w mommy in tow who looked like she’d rather be getting sexed up by a homeless dude in an alley

10:14 am June, 26 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Aimee Mann looks good for her age.

10:21 am June, 26 Charles Douchewin said...

Hopefully, he’s thinking about where to drive that car so he can buy a sandwich.

10:41 am June, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Still never seen his video or heard him “sing”.

10:48 am June, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Minus one lucky break and this nitwit’s a community college dropout flipping burgers. He’s the most uncool ‘Nuck ever

11:07 am June, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think most 6 year old Ethiopian girls have more body mass and a deeper voice than “him”. Right?

11:16 am June, 26 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Who is Justin Bieber?

11:16 am June, 26 The Dude (remote loc) said...

^I know, I always ask that.

11:17 am June, 26 Dickie Fingers said...

sixteen chapel

11:50 am June, 26 FredN. said...

Dickie, you made me google that. And it’s hilarious.

3:09 pm June, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I was thinking I don’t like the gays getting married and then I say this and now I don’t care.

3:35 pm June, 26 killdoucher said...

turd dragger!

4:24 pm June, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How long before he’s openly Chugging Cockk? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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No Homos

4:26 pm June, 26 bigphatnotadouche said...

ass bandit with leggings?

wtf?

5:11 pm June, 26 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Why does he always talk like he comes from South Central?

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.Ain’t he a farkin’ Canadian or sumpin’?

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Eh?

5:42 pm June, 26 Guid is Good said...

Why doesn’t this Douche just choke on a cock and die?

6:38 pm June, 26 DarkSock said...

In a perfect world I would hear on the news tomorrow about that white supercar piloted by King Diaper being involved in a fiery crash broadsided into the NickelBack tour bus.

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Metros

8:21 pm June, 26 DarkSock said...

@ Guid is Good:

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Well, he’s done one out of two of those things. So there’s that.

9:44 pm June, 26 creature said...

Avril Levigne’s skater shooz

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hatters

5:31 am June, 27 Capt Canuck said...

When will you Americans do the right thing and give Justin U.S. citizenship? Then we can revoke ours and he’ll be your problem (and your shame).

8:36 pm June, 27 Elwood BluezBag said...

Looks like Rachel Maddow after an all nighter at a Lillith Fair show.

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