Thursday, June 27, 2013

Brothabag Alonzo Discovers The Holy Cantalopes

Rick James, bitch

There’s only one way to celebrate the discovery of The Holy Cantalopes.

By donning a white walker headdress and cooing “Yeu no knothing Jon Snow” into the mirror until long after you cancelled HBO because the other shows all suck until Curb comes back.

# posted by douchebag1
2:06 pm June, 27 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

FIRST!

Oh, and boobies!

2:15 pm June, 27 FredN. said...

Rev. Chad would not appraise or originate a loan for this gentleman’s condo, methinks.

2:29 pm June, 27 The Dude said...

Nothing about Brothabag’s existence matters. All about the boobaes. Son.

2:45 pm June, 27 The Dude said...

Are her tits getting bigger each time I click on this thread?

3:17 pm June, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Take one random trailer park female, add fake tits.

3:22 pm June, 27 creature said...

questionable choices of youth for $200 Alec

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the answer is, this 60 year old women with concrete nuclear reactor sized breasts regrets the surgical augmentation of her early 20′s

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who is Bolt-On Bottle Blonde Betty

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ding, ding, ding!

3:25 pm June, 27 creature said...

Jamal is counting the years he can rent her out until titties are no longer malable

4:06 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

At first glance I thought it was a zombie Grace Jones sucking the silicone out of a stripper victim through a white straw.

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Then I realized that’s what it actually was.

4:47 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think that, that dude is a Nazi/Male Dancer by the cut of his jib. And it is time to enter the Bog

5:19 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This might be a dumb question, but is there a difference between boobaies and tittaes?

5:20 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And she, too, gives me the renoBs.

6:42 pm June, 27 The Dude said...

Boobaies are rounder, tittaes are pointy. It’s a matter of preference. At the time when pairs of these are presented for peer review. Peer review, I says.

7:46 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Speaking of idiots ignoring succulent boobies:
ADSF
UNFORGIVABLE.

8:31 pm June, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

As I was revisiting this thread I noticed he is wearing a Rock Band t-shirt, which is just fuccen gay. And by revisiting I mean Milking the renoB.

8:57 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like troubled-looking defenceless obedient waifs caressing their own nipples and looking longingly towards me as their chests heave imperceivably before me and their supple yet resilient flesh yearns for with penetration at a monotonous langour. And shirt. $300 at a time, Son.

9:03 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Johnny Depp interviews are too much when you’re high. So’s this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owEjVxGEEDE

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Pseudointellectuals, Son.

9:04 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stooonede. Son.

9:50 pm June, 27 creature said...

the rev is so stoned, he’s known as rockpile

…& shit

9:57 pm June, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

Sorry but she looks a couple levels beyond Mayan Eye of Coitus. What’s that you say? Easter Island Eye of Coitus. Honestly I think she’s got a couple torn dicks trapped inside her twat.

10:47 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

Rufus Rodman couldn’t play basketball like his more famous cousin but every now and then he got to palm basketballs.

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Dribblers

10:54 pm June, 27 DarkSock said...

I was outside sipping bourbon and enjoying the thick batts of humidity, clinging to my face like the greasy mumu draped off of the sweaty ass of Honey Boo Boo’s Mom, when these two armadillos walk their asses right up and start rooting around my lawn, right under my feet. Since these crazy abominations are blind as bats and have the propensity to launch themselves 4 feet vertically when surprised I had fun with them until I ran out of ice cubes from my Maker’s.
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Good eatin’.
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adsff

11:59 pm June, 27 Douchble Helix said...

I guess ‘Sock is in some third world “nation”.

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And shit.

12:15 am June, 28 creature said...

^yup…it’s called Mississippi

12:16 am June, 28 creature said...

…crackers

2:07 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Perry?

8:17 am June, 28 DarkSock said...

armadillos is like land oysters; half shell on the hoof

12:02 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It looks like he’s hoping to khaleesi her tyrion’s with his littlefinger.

12:10 pm June, 28 The Dude said...

She’s giving me the Three Mile Island of Coitus.

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San Onofre’s

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