Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Colin Pops a Pimple

Pop A Zit

SO Justin Bieber and 2-Pac meet in hell in the afterlife.

Justin Bieber says, “Hey 2-Pac! What are you doing here? I thought you lived a virtuous life!”

2-Pac says, “You know, Biebs, so did I, but my sins caught up with me. Turns out all that bangin’ and smokin’ just doesn’t fly with the lord.”

Bieber responds, “Man, that sucks! I thought for sure you’d make it to heaven.”

2-Pac: “Anyways, what about you, Bieber? I thought you were all about being innocent?”

Justin Bieber replies, “Yeah, so it seemed. But the truth is, once I cornholed an aardvark with a slab of butter and an artichoke heart. It was while I was on tour. But a little demon showed up and told me then that I was going to hell. And here I am.”

And 2-Pac replies, “Shit, Biebs, that really doesn’t make sense! This is like one of those long, meandering jokes that DB1 makes up when he’s filling text in on a post on Hot Chicks with Douchebags and doesn’t know what to write, and then can’t come up with a punchline.”

Bieber responds, “Yeah, I know what you mean. It’s almost like this comedy is half-assed ill thought out crap, proof of DB1’s laziness.”

2-Pac: “Yup. That about sums it up. Wanna rap “California” with me at Satan’s Red River Karaoke?”

Bieber: “Hells yeah I do!!”

And…. scene.

Bonus Woo Hottie Pear for those whose hard work will always be rewarded.

# posted by douchebag1
2:18 pm June, 5 creature said...

background blu bikini pear is cryin’ out to be ‘tickled’ by a cricket bat

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sportsmen

2:20 pm June, 5 creature said...

…btw, does photo tag say ‘discover sodom’?

hipsterhat wearing douche looks like he rediscovers it nightly

2:27 pm June, 5 UFO Destroyers said...

Is the hipsterhat wearing douche Brothabag Leon?

2:35 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Do yourself a favor and DO NOT click/expand the photo to check out blue bikini butt,…. there’s strawberries in that there cottage cheese…

2:37 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Hipsterhat wearing douche bitch slapped the entire crowd with the foam hand, then gave it to this chick after a Porta Potty hummer

2:37 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Hipsterhat wearing douche once ate a Darius Rucker cd in disgust

2:38 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Hipsterhat wearing douche drifts corners with his Kia Soul

2:57 pm June, 5 The Dude said...

Is the hott in the devil shirt wearing a bra or a tattoo of a bra? Time to investiburate…

3:07 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Hipsterhat wearing douche hit a Royal Flush at the indian casino , with one quarter in…. Douchebag

3:11 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Hipsterhat wearing douche wears his Aunt Geradine’s granny pannies for luck during slowpitch softball

3:26 pm June, 5 The Dude said...

The results of my investurbation are in – well, done.

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Rubbers

3:34 pm June, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Hipsterhat wearing douche gave jock rash to every dude that shit in the Waffle House men’s room in Yemassee, South Carolina until the janitor cleaned the seat, … 2 weeks later

3:56 pm June, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hipsterhat wearing douche masturbates with his uncles.

4:00 pm June, 5 creature said...

hipsterhat wearing douche has a collection of filipino foreskins that he gathers from a Manila synogogue on odd dated sundays

4:02 pm June, 5 creature said...

hipsterhat wearing douche can gargle scrote to the tune of “The Way We Were”

4:04 pm June, 5 creature said...

bats hibernate in the anal cavity of hipsterhat wearing douche

4:08 pm June, 5 The Dude said...

hipsterhat – “The Way We Were” – ftw (Major Loss)

5:27 pm June, 5 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

hipsterhat wearing douche ate Cracker Jacks out of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s crusty ass crack just to say that he did it.

7:02 pm June, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hipsterhat thinks the Fleshlight is really a flashlight to be used in a blackout.

2:09 am June, 6 Guid is Good said...

Blue bikini Not Largewoman – call me!!

3:27 am June, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Colin? That’s a shitty name.

3:28 am June, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This guy is barely half a man. His name should be semi-Colin.

3:28 am June, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Colin all douches, Colin all douches…

3:29 am June, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

He had a job once. But he would Colin sick all the time.

3:30 am June, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His parents named him after that famous army general, Colin Bowel.

3:30 am June, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His gut looks distended. Maybe he’s got Colin cancer.

7:41 am June, 6 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Suzy forgot to pack her latex gloves for her weekend of slumming. After putting on her blue foam hand of disease she is ready to give that boys that happy ending to their weekend they have been begging for.

12:48 pm June, 6 killdoucher said...

buttsniffers convention?!

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