Monday, June 3, 2013

Derp Guy Wastes Everyone's Time

Tran w zaftig

Brothabag Juan in the back introduces himself as a “Body Environmentalist.” When the ladies ask what that is, he explains that he doesn’t like to see boobies wasted.

This pickup line has been known to work.

Never.

# posted by douchebag1
11:22 am June, 3 FredN. said...

Gimme a thumbnail pic of that chick and I click on it all day every day. Anything bigger than thumbnail and the forest becomes the tree of ugly. Or something.

12:27 pm June, 3 Dickie Fingers said...

The girl in the back is torching the place. Good job, girl in the back.

1:27 pm June, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Ginny Largewoman aims a tremendous fart in Nyte Hype’s general direction

1:58 pm June, 3 Doctor Magnifico! said...

White shirt/black tie guy on left is confused because there’s just so much goin’ on.

2:08 pm June, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s nice that Nyte Hype includes retards in their festivities.

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That being said, I just flew in from a writing weekend in Bayonne and boy are my arms tired.

2:32 pm June, 3 The Dude said...

Monica Largebutt won’t even look at him, unless you count her Large Brown Eye of Boitoi.

2:37 pm June, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“…Lookit mah boogah?”

3:02 pm June, 3 creature said...

drunkin monkey

3:20 pm June, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice retard tits.

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But here’s some local white trash humor from my locals.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C9D2isdOPoI

3:52 pm June, 3 DarkSock said...

No, we don’t want to see your Gilbert Gottfried impersonation. We don’t even want to see Gilbert Gottfried.

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