Monday, June 17, 2013
Donkey Douche is Like a Fine Vinegar
And like any finely cheesed vinegar, The ‘Douche must not be oversampled or it will run sour.
And yet, I cannot resist.
One Donkey Douche to start off the week, and then I will turn my attentions back to mocking mortal and human HCwDB combos.
But stare we must.
Like at a violent car crash on the life superhighway.
BroDouche Pashmina looks away in disgust.
Donkey Douche – You cant stop him….you can only try to contain him…….with anti-biotics. And Fire.
Why isnt more attention being paid to the ass-clown in the background, wearing the knit cap and the Hezbollah scarf?
Bag em – I think you just answered you’re own question there, hombre.
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He looks kinda like a pug and an AIDS-infected rhesus monkey had a baby and then in some sort of cruel, alarmingly low-success rate rite-of-passage, wrapped him up in those ceremonial garments and sent him out into the wild bush.
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And only if he attracts some wild bush of his won will their retarded, broken, quasi-species live on. I think it would come as no surprise to you all to find that I will be rooting against the oat-sowing of this kind.
Fivehead Afghan militiaman just can’t get served. The bartenders don’t see the knit cap (90% llama hair!) and his freedom-fighting combat boots don’t have enough ‘lift’.
I see sadness in DD’s eyes. Like he knows what is going to happen when he tells the former field hockey captain where he spent the last 18 months. She’ll find our PLO supporter more interesting for 2.3 nanoseconds and jettison DD leaving him to find a female with lower self esteem and a penchant for roofies.
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Crap, who am I kidding, DD is incapable of emotions. Unless you consider “weeping in your cell on Thursday nights right before lights out and it’s his turn as the middle segment of the human centipede” as emotion.
the air in that confined space smells of garlic, patchouli, axe and unwashed skin.
Some philosopher said if you stare into the Donk too long, the Donk stares into you.
dirty tart has some issues of her own…despite holding her glass in a defensive position to the ready to ass ravage Donk, you just know she’s got some fumunda cheese grillin in her hot zone tonight, baby!
The Donk is gonna find a surprise when he reaches between this “chicks” leggies. Franks and beans!
The mystery is whether the Donk will care, or just crush it no matter what.
Strong jawline Carly Simonetta makes me tingle. I’d prefer her ankles on my shoulders as I administer the beef injection.
Pink Turd
I’m glad to see Jan Michael Vincent sobered up, but he needs to stay away from that Donk character. For several reasons.
WTF is with that Col. Kurtz face Donk has (“The horror. The horror!”)? You’d think that after he was forced to play Invasion of Bungholia for 3 years he would look a lot happier.
Donkey Douche gives you the yeast infection …
the short, hooded, & necked beclouthed jihadist in the background is the microwaved byproduct of Shelley’s yeast enriched discharge!
The Pink Turd looks like a Sausage Fest.
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And you know The Donker would prefer the likes of Fez wasn’t there.
Well I’ll be damned. Did an ADD Google on Jan-Michael Vincent; he’s living in a trailer over in Vicksburg, Mississippi. Done with acting. Broke his hip. Looks rough; like RevChad looked in the 90’s.
