Monday, June 17, 2013

Donkey Douche is Like a Fine Vinegar

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And like any finely cheesed vinegar, The ‘Douche must not be oversampled or it will run sour.

And yet, I cannot resist.

One Donkey Douche to start off the week, and then I will turn my attentions back to mocking mortal and human HCwDB combos.

But stare we must.

Like at a violent car crash on the life superhighway.

# posted by douchebag1
7:29 am June, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

BroDouche Pashmina looks away in disgust.

7:29 am June, 17 Bag em, Tag em said...

Donkey Douche – You cant stop him….you can only try to contain him…….with anti-biotics. And Fire.

7:31 am June, 17 Bag em, Tag em said...

Why isnt more attention being paid to the ass-clown in the background, wearing the knit cap and the Hezbollah scarf?

8:08 am June, 17 Tits McGee said...

Bag em – I think you just answered you’re own question there, hombre.

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He looks kinda like a pug and an AIDS-infected rhesus monkey had a baby and then in some sort of cruel, alarmingly low-success rate rite-of-passage, wrapped him up in those ceremonial garments and sent him out into the wild bush.

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And only if he attracts some wild bush of his won will their retarded, broken, quasi-species live on. I think it would come as no surprise to you all to find that I will be rooting against the oat-sowing of this kind.

8:19 am June, 17 FredN. said...

Fivehead Afghan militiaman just can’t get served. The bartenders don’t see the knit cap (90% llama hair!) and his freedom-fighting combat boots don’t have enough ‘lift’.

8:21 am June, 17 UFO Destroyers said...

I see sadness in DD’s eyes. Like he knows what is going to happen when he tells the former field hockey captain where he spent the last 18 months. She’ll find our PLO supporter more interesting for 2.3 nanoseconds and jettison DD leaving him to find a female with lower self esteem and a penchant for roofies.

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Crap, who am I kidding, DD is incapable of emotions. Unless you consider “weeping in your cell on Thursday nights right before lights out and it’s his turn as the middle segment of the human centipede” as emotion.

9:39 am June, 17 killdoucher said...

the air in that confined space smells of garlic, patchouli, axe and unwashed skin.

10:02 am June, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Some philosopher said if you stare into the Donk too long, the Donk stares into you.

10:06 am June, 17 creature said...

dirty tart has some issues of her own…despite holding her glass in a defensive position to the ready to ass ravage Donk, you just know she’s got some fumunda cheese grillin in her hot zone tonight, baby!

11:11 am June, 17 FlipFriddle said...

The Donk is gonna find a surprise when he reaches between this “chicks” leggies. Franks and beans!

The mystery is whether the Donk will care, or just crush it no matter what.

11:40 am June, 17 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Strong jawline Carly Simonetta makes me tingle. I’d prefer her ankles on my shoulders as I administer the beef injection.

11:49 am June, 17 eyedouche said...

Pink Turd

11:53 am June, 17 DarkSock said...

I’m glad to see Jan Michael Vincent sobered up, but he needs to stay away from that Donk character. For several reasons.

12:00 pm June, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

WTF is with that Col. Kurtz face Donk has (“The horror. The horror!”)? You’d think that after he was forced to play Invasion of Bungholia for 3 years he would look a lot happier.

5:23 pm June, 17 Guid is Good said...

Donkey Douche gives you the yeast infection …

8:56 pm June, 17 creature said...

the short, hooded, & necked beclouthed jihadist in the background is the microwaved byproduct of Shelley’s yeast enriched discharge!

1:16 am June, 18 Douchble Helix said...

The Pink Turd looks like a Sausage Fest.

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And you know The Donker would prefer the likes of Fez wasn’t there.

6:09 am June, 18 DarkSock said...

Well I’ll be damned. Did an ADD Google on Jan-Michael Vincent; he’s living in a trailer over in Vicksburg, Mississippi. Done with acting. Broke his hip. Looks rough; like RevChad looked in the 90’s.
son

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