Friday, June 7, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Seth found a hooker

So he could make his sex tape.

Seth’s quite literal.

Raggedy Andy

Tried to replace Anne’s stuffing;

taped up monkey hole.

— Douche Wayne

She looks groovy but

I wonder if the carpet

Matches the tape. Son.

— The Dude

what Seth does not know

that it takes two rolls of tape

to plug her bung hole

— creature

 

 

The strip club from TRON

Is so much less appealing

when the lights are on

— Charles Douchewin

She wears the pasties

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

“What to wear tonight?”

Trixie axed herself. “I know!”

“Where’s that roll of tape?”

— DoucheyWallnuts

Seth will learn too late

that tape is often used by

pre-surg transgenders

— Jacques Doucheteau

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:20 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

Raggedy Andy

Tried to replace Anne’s stuffing;

taped up monkey hole.

7:23 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

“Just a few more strips

on her mouth will do the trick.”

Thought young John Gacy.

7:24 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

If she stands too close

to a magnet she forgets

her name for a week.

7:25 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

All the extra tape

distracts from the piece keeping

“her” schwantz out of sight.

7:30 am June, 7 The Dude said...

She looks groovy but

I wonder if the carpet

Matches the tape. Son.

7:37 am June, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Electrical tape

Holds boobies so Seth doesn’t

Break his arm again

7:42 am June, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Vaggy landing strip

7:43 am June, 7 saulgoode42 said...

Vaggy landing strip

Applied for newbies party

Like sex training wheels

7:48 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tape on the Snapper

Is better than a piecing

Hurts to take off, though

7:49 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

If you lick her in

the right order, you can hear

“Stairway” played backwards.

7:50 am June, 7 FredN. said...

Saulgoode at 747 wins.

7:57 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

To earn his Women’s

Studies credit, Seth interned

at The Cheetah Club.

Not only did he

earn life experience, he

earned dose of the clap.

8:25 am June, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Seth used electric

Tape, ’cause she wanted to bolt.

Now she’s stuck on him

8:57 am June, 7 creature said...

Seth thought he had scored

tape removal seemed sexy

glue sealed up her vag

9:01 am June, 7 creature said...

Seth wore a broad grin

on his return from Vegas

with sticky wicket

9:06 am June, 7 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Seth Green’s jewfro

Lifts street cred in Tel Aviv

It now stands at nil

9:09 am June, 7 creature said...

what Seth does not know

that it takes two rolls of tape

to plug her bung hole

9:10 am June, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

The strip club from TRON

Is so much less appealing

when the lights are on

9:11 am June, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

Paradoxically

tape illustrates fastest path

to her monkey hole

9:11 am June, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Seth’s Project Runway

Creation turns terrible.

Sliced hand on scissors.

9:12 am June, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

I am not sure I

Can improve on the subtle

genius of Douche Wayne.

9:13 am June, 7 creature said...

with her downcast eyes

she scours the floor for change

and her dignity

9:14 am June, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

^Douche Wayne 7:49

9:15 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bolt ons or Tape ons?

Don’t matter a bit to me

I have a renoB

9:15 am June, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I think that left nip

Is giving Eye of Coitus.

Tape’s giving her rash.

9:16 am June, 7 creature said...

the fancy taping

covers up dings & bruises

prevents pus seapage

9:19 am June, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Seth’s plan to bag her

Did not stick, as his Carpal

Tunnel flared badly.

9:20 am June, 7 creature said...

practical tape use

combines both art & function

to seal in discharges

9:20 am June, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Electrical tape

who knew you

were so versatile?

9:21 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I like them dirty,”

Seth says. “She needs a mikvah,”

Seth’s Mom says. Mazel!

9:23 am June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She wears the pasties

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

9:27 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“What to wear tonight?”

Trixie axed herself. “I know!”

“Where’s that roll of tape?”

9:29 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Red headed Jew boys

Have a tough time getting laid

This picture won’t help

9:31 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

@ Charles Douchewin

Any reference to TRON is a win in my book. And I thank you.

9:33 am June, 7 SonnyChibaChoad said...

One more strip of tape

Donatella Versace

Defamation Suit

9:34 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

Poor Kyle Broflovski.

Without Stan as his wingman,

resorts to hookers.

9:35 am June, 7 Bag em, Tag em said...

Bayside High Party

Screech macks on paid to pose, but

has been caught on tape

9:37 am June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Stripper is forlorn

Design student’s art project

Tape hurts when yank’d off

9:44 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

Jersey boys love to

pinstripe their rides; Seth takes it

to whole new level.

9:44 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She wears the black tape
To keep that gyroscope thing
In her Monkeyhole

9:47 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

The last time I saw

that much tape on curves like that

was a Dodge Charger.

9:50 am June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Tesla’s mythic anti-

gravity device works well

Says Shia Ladouche

9:53 am June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Tape mostly for show

But vag tape serves bunny well

To hold in Hef spunk

10:00 am June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Seth will learn too late

that tape is often used by

pre-surg transgenders

10:03 am June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The tape on her boobs

Keeps them from leaking all out

The same with her cootch

10:07 am June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Should have used duct tape

Stronger adhesive works good

on sealing HVAG

10:09 am June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Electrical tape

Works like a stencil pattern

When spackled by Hef

10:11 am June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ginger kid feels great

Like he scored big while she eyes

His friend’s large package

10:12 am June, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Have you tried the trick,

putting tape on a balloon?

Prick it, it don’t pop!

10:21 am June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the nipples

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The tape hose.

10:23 am June, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Seth got confused when

“Kim” told him to hold tape.

Now stuck in reach around.

10:23 am June, 7 The Dude said...

Her tape should be saved

For the 2023

Guggenheim freak show

10:24 am June, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Carole King the Third

Exassperated, says again,

“It’s true, I’m a chick.”

10:27 am June, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Seth’s Real Doll all good

now that he stopped using duct

tape. It really chafed.

10:30 am June, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Seth tries to pick up

hooker just so he can get

tape to fix glasses.

10:34 am June, 7 Charles Douchewin said...

Twenty twenty three.

Will the future be bag’ free?

Not a fu@*ing chance!

10:41 am June, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Club Cheetah girls can

smell fresh bar mitzvah money

a mile away, son !

10:47 am June, 7 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Candy’s ex was an

electrician. Pays the child

support in black tape

10:48 am June, 7 Vin Douchal said...

His carpal tunnel

Excuse for trying pattern

Over and over

11:40 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dyeing hair to match

dress shirt; second worst fashion

mistake in picture

11:40 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

“So, you’re NOT the guy

in the Austin Powers films?”

Candy turns away.

11:48 am June, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Black tape inventor

Rolling in grave with renoB

Or glad that he’s dead

11:49 am June, 7 DarkSock said...

I just woke up. Son.

Codeine’s a hell of a drug.

Time for my nap. Son.

11:52 am June, 7 Douche Wayne said...

^ Darksock FTW.

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