Friday, June 14, 2013
Friday Haiku
Kim’s in denial,
But her friends all know the deal…
She’s a Panda-phile.
Hook Ups with Panda
Sex Life is sadly boring
He eats, “shoots” and leaves.
— Bag em, Tag em
Well, they talked about
Bearing Ass. Dave was unclear.
Showed up as Ass Bear.
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
It puts the furry
In the basket or it gets
The hose. The bear hose.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Chastity Bono
Became Chaz Bono. And now
Is Panda Bono
— DoucheyWallnuts
Well, they talked about
Bearing Ass. Dave was unclear.
Showed up as Ass Bear.
“I said PANHANDLE!!”
“I’m not grabbing your stupid
Fat Panda Handles!!”
Chinese script on arm
Is The John Largeman’s cheat sheet
On choking chicken.
I’m in alternate
universe? Where’s everyone?
Can’t mock this alone!
She don’t eat bamboo
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts the furry
In the basket or it gets
The hose. The bear hose.
Jenni called his bluff;
Dressing as a panda is
less ghey than the shirt.
Fat Kung Fu Panda
Trys macking on Lucy Liu
This isn’t funny!
The Panda Express
Mascot takes a break from his
Job wearing street sign.
This is little known
Elephantitis Offshoot –
Pandaphantitus!
Fine, the panda head
I understand. But what’s with
the ugly t-shirts?
Flabby Panda Boy
let his canvas go soft yet
Real Doll seems ready
Hook Ups with Panda
Sex Life is sadly boring
He eats, “shoots” and leaves
The mixer party
At World Wildlife Fund turns south
With Panda climax.
Panda head conceals
second set of pink panties
substitute gas mask
She knocked 50 bucks
Off if he covered his face
This was all he had.
Drunken Master Po
Notes Absence of Camel Toe
On Hott Thai Ladyboy
Chinese spy program
Undercover panda-bag
Steals our hotts. Genius !
Ron Burgundy
points out panda’s giant girth.
News at eleven.
Later he joked that
He would not have banged her with
A koalas dick.
Panda escapes zoo
Encounters dbags, Grieco
Virus trans-species
Nightclub in Macau
DJ Wank Flirts with tourist
“Trust Me, Im Deadmau5”
DB1 took the
bad acid last night; he woke
and posted weird pic
Capt. James T. Douche 8:07 FTW
“I don’t always wear
animal mascot heads, but
when I do . . . panda.”
Sure it’s cute now, but
removing a panda’s head
isn’t fun and games.
Kim pulls her shirt down,
“No more boobie mauling!” Now
he’s a sad panda.
Chastity Bono
Became Chaz Bono. And now
Is Panda Bono
Pandas eat bamboo
This Panda eats bamboo
And dirty Poon Tang
This is the mascot
For a sports team that no one
Wants to see play
She grew tired of him
putting paws on her panties
made panda kabobs
Just another day
In paradise. Creatures have
Escaped Bonaroo.
odd feeling at 1st
this could hurt just a little
it starts with the head
Unfinished tattoo?
That makes me a sad panda…
Show me bamboo-bies!
Clearly this is not
the type of head he wanted
blue balls for panda
no reason to continue after,
.
‘eats, shoots & leaves’ …brilliant!
Agree with Creatch, Bag ’em Tag ’em 7:46 ftw.
After they hooked up
Bleeth caught contagious virus
Caused a Pan-demic
The Constitution
Guarantees Right to Bare Arms
Or Right To Bear Arms?
Literal response
when Kim said she “likes head, bare”.
Bet he programs Perl.
.
I’m outta practice.