Friday, June 14, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Kim’s in denial,

But her friends all know the deal…

She’s a Panda-phile.

Hook Ups with Panda

Sex Life is sadly boring

He eats, “shoots” and leaves.

— Bag em, Tag em

son

Well, they talked about

Bearing Ass. Dave was unclear.

Showed up as Ass Bear.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

It puts the furry

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The bear hose.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Chastity Bono

Became Chaz Bono. And now

Is Panda Bono

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:19 am June, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Well, they talked about

Bearing Ass. Dave was unclear.

Showed up as Ass Bear.

7:23 am June, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

“I said PANHANDLE!!”

“I’m not grabbing your stupid

Fat Panda Handles!!”

7:28 am June, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Chinese script on arm

Is The John Largeman’s cheat sheet

On choking chicken.

7:29 am June, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I’m in alternate

universe? Where’s everyone?

Can’t mock this alone!

7:29 am June, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She don’t eat bamboo

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

7:31 am June, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the furry

In the basket or it gets

The hose. The bear hose.

7:32 am June, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Jenni called his bluff;

Dressing as a panda is

less ghey than the shirt.

7:35 am June, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Fat Kung Fu Panda

Trys macking on Lucy Liu

This isn’t funny!

7:37 am June, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The Panda Express

Mascot takes a break from his

Job wearing street sign.

7:40 am June, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This is little known

Elephantitis Offshoot –

Pandaphantitus!

7:42 am June, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Fine, the panda head

I understand. But what’s with

the ugly t-shirts?

7:45 am June, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

Flabby Panda Boy

let his canvas go soft yet

Real Doll seems ready

7:46 am June, 14 Bag em, Tag em said...

Hook Ups with Panda

Sex Life is sadly boring

He eats, “shoots” and leaves

7:50 am June, 14 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The mixer party

At World Wildlife Fund turns south

With Panda climax.

7:55 am June, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

Panda head conceals

second set of pink panties

substitute gas mask

8:04 am June, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She knocked 50 bucks

Off if he covered his face

This was all he had.

8:04 am June, 14 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Drunken Master Po

Notes Absence of Camel Toe

On Hott Thai Ladyboy

8:06 am June, 14 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Chinese spy program

Undercover panda-bag

Steals our hotts. Genius !

8:06 am June, 14 Charles Douchewin said...

Ron Burgundy

points out panda’s giant girth.

News at eleven.

8:07 am June, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Later he joked that

He would not have banged her with

A koalas dick.

8:12 am June, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Panda escapes zoo

Encounters dbags, Grieco

Virus trans-species

8:23 am June, 14 Bag em, Tag em said...

Nightclub in Macau

DJ Wank Flirts with tourist

“Trust Me, Im Deadmau5”

8:26 am June, 14 FredN. said...

DB1 took the

bad acid last night; he woke

and posted weird pic

8:37 am June, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Capt. James T. Douche 8:07 FTW

8:40 am June, 14 Douche Wayne said...

“I don’t always wear

animal mascot heads, but

when I do . . . panda.”

8:47 am June, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Sure it’s cute now, but

removing a panda’s head

isn’t fun and games.

8:48 am June, 14 Douche Wayne said...

Kim pulls her shirt down,

“No more boobie mauling!” Now

he’s a sad panda.

8:58 am June, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chastity Bono

Became Chaz Bono. And now

Is Panda Bono

9:04 am June, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Pandas eat bamboo

This Panda eats bamboo

And dirty Poon Tang

9:07 am June, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the mascot

For a sports team that no one

Wants to see play

9:19 am June, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

She grew tired of him

putting paws on her panties

made panda kabobs

9:38 am June, 14 UFO Destroyers said...

Just another day

In paradise. Creatures have

Escaped Bonaroo.

9:56 am June, 14 creature said...

odd feeling at 1st

this could hurt just a little

it starts with the head

9:57 am June, 14 Tits McGee said...

Unfinished tattoo?

That makes me a sad panda…

Show me bamboo-bies!

9:58 am June, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

Clearly this is not

the type of head he wanted

blue balls for panda

10:01 am June, 14 creature said...

no reason to continue after,

.

‘eats, shoots & leaves’ …brilliant!

10:54 am June, 14 hermit said...

Agree with Creatch, Bag ’em Tag ’em 7:46 ftw.

10:59 am June, 14 hermit said...

After they hooked up

Bleeth caught contagious virus

Caused a Pan-demic

12:11 pm June, 14 Douchble Helix said...

The Constitution

Guarantees Right to Bare Arms

Or Right To Bear Arms?

12:39 pm June, 14 FoghornLeghorn said...

Literal response

when Kim said she “likes head, bare”.

Bet he programs Perl.

.

I’m outta practice.

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