Friday, June 21, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Guido Sir-Douchey,

Against the Laws Of Nature,

Won these Golden Globes.

Zoot Suit Menachem

Heidi Klum Hot regrets her

J-Date decision

— Bag em, Tag em

It puts the glasses

In the basket or it gets

The hose. Heidi-hose.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

 

The sunken chest look

is making a big come back

nice glasses douchebag

— Dick Lingers

The pith helmet says

“brave explorer” but the shoes

say “steam room valet.”

— Douche Wayne

The Clit Whisperer

Soon, on the Oprah channel

Check local listings

— Vin Douchal

Swifty Lazar called

He wants his eye glasses back

But not the white suit

swifty swiffer

— DoucheyWallnuts

Hiding in his pants

creepy has two young Thai boys

rubbing him with oil

— Magnum Douche P. I.

his Bar Mitzvah suit

is perfect for new career

Tel Aviv doorman

— creature

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:14 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

BWAH-HA-HA-HA, BWHA-HAHA-HA-HA . . .

*wipes tear*

7:18 am June, 21 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A Marianbag?

A new strain of the virus?

Infecting the gays?

7:22 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Ok, DarkSock, you win. I can’t. I just can’t.

7:22 am June, 21 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Bug-eyed,boat-foot dude

Should maybe get notta-douche.

He seems awf-lee gay.

7:24 am June, 21 Bag em, Tag em said...

Zoot Suit Menachem

Heidi Klum Hot regrets her

J-Date decision

7:25 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Alien bagtag?

Clearly not of this planet,

learns Earth’s ways from porn.

7:28 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Frank Zappa’s lost son

Bert got all of the weird, but

but of the talent.

7:29 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

^ none of the talent.

7:32 am June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mandles with a suit

A dystopian future

Where this guy gets laid

7:37 am June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice to see Robin Gibb

Pulling the hott on far side

Of Pearly Gates, Son.

7:37 am June, 21 Dick Lingers said...

The sunken chest look

is making a big come back

nice glasses douchebag

7:40 am June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the glasses

In the basket or it gets

The hose. Heidi-hose.

7:41 am June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She doesn’t do Seal

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:43 am June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

See if you can find

The Pope-In-The Pizza

Win Heidi’s mud flaps.

7:48 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

This week Vogue announced

shower shoes are no longer

just for the shower.

7:48 am June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I always wondered

Where Chuck Mangione went

Now I know. Oofa

7:49 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Sasha Baron Coh’n

at the helm of another

scintillating film.

7:59 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

The pith helmet says

“brave explorer” but the shoes

say “steam room valet.”

8:06 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

Tobias wondered

if his suit also came in

a women’s version.

8:07 am June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Druid Circle cool

Weed ready for the solstice

Want Heidi to come.

8:08 am June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chuck Mangione

Rode the coattails of one

Herb Alpert and brass.

8:19 am June, 21 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Dr. Livingston

Called – says he wants his hat back

From this goofy douche.

9:02 am June, 21 DarkSock said...

ummmmm…

9:06 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

The Clit Whisperer

Soon, on the Oprah channel

Check local listings

9:14 am June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How the mighty fall

Ringo Starr, anorexic

With bad fashion sense

9:14 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Schlomo presiding

HIppie, Hunter, vVirgin Bride

Theme for this wedding

9:15 am June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Coke bottle glasses

Car cover sized balloon pants

Bet he drives a Porsche

9:17 am June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Swifty Lazar called

He wants his eye glasses back

But not the white suit

.

http://www.google.com/search?q=swifty+lazar&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Pn3EUbjyMKbg0QGP-IDADw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=630

9:20 am June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douches in white suits

Always Macking bleethy MILFs

Never will it end…

.

Moody Blues

10:12 am June, 21 FredN. said...

“Heidi-hose”

.

Can’t stop laughing.

10:29 am June, 21 creature said...

Ringo Starr in white

snags hot leggy blonde tigress

BungHollow Bill wins

10:29 am June, 21 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Hiding in his pants

creepy has two young Thai boys

rubbing him with oil

10:40 am June, 21 Douche Wayne said...

“I think you have my

purse.” “No honey, it’s my purse.”

“No, I’m pretty sure . . .”

10:45 am June, 21 creature said...

his Bar Mitzvah suit

is perfect for new career

Tel Aviv doorman

11:03 am June, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If this was rock star

Leniency rule would kick in

No luck for this guy

11:08 am June, 21 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Knights in white satin

Seeking schitska holy grail

Lose to Jew hairball

11:09 am June, 21 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Gaunt Johnny Depp at

Wrap party for “Butt Pirates:

On The Strangers’ Sides”

11:14 am June, 21 creature said...

Aaron rides high now

still gets ass beat in Brooklyn

by fourteen year olds

11:17 am June, 21 creature said...

no brass for this

ghetto Chuck Mangione

blows only mudhorn

11:42 am June, 21 FredN. said...

Someone feel like posting instructions on using an avatar on this site (again)? Thanky

2:41 pm June, 21 DarkSock said...

it was in the forum how to do it but the forum’s all tore up and shit. SOn.

2:42 pm June, 21 DarkSock said...

google “gravatar”; i think that’s how I did it

3:41 pm June, 21 FredN. said...

Dark, thanky. Question – doesn’t your gravatar follow you around for all of your postings on other sites? Or just use a throwaway email so the gravatar is specific to here. Argh. My google-fu is lacking when my Friday Cuba Libre is delayed.

3:59 pm June, 21 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’ve been trying to get my avatar on this sight for four years….but no one seem to know or is telling…..

12:31 am June, 22 ehcuodouche said...

Little did you know

That the retarded Bee-Gee

Outlived all of them

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