Friday, June 28, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku

Much like Spidey here,

This girl makes me want to shoot

Long white sticky ropes.

Love that tummy bulge

But Spidey has already

laid his eggs within

— FredN.

This is what happens

When radioactive douche

Bites normal spider

— DoucheyWallnuts

She lost her forearms

since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

 

 

Venom was never

the smartest supervillain.

Bottoms at cleaners.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:23 am June, 28 saulgoode42 said...

Randy was too shy

To take off his pants so Jill

Barked like a dog, yo

7:23 am June, 28 FredN. said...

You don’t understand?

Here I’ll show you; the only

place you ca not cum

7:26 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Spidey sense tingling

Is there a two tone whore near?

Spidey’s renoB aches

7:27 am June, 28 FredN. said...

She giggled and licked

Knowing that spandex tucked in

to jeans is turn-on.

7:28 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Douche signifiers

absent here, no? Hot chick, tho

has all bonafides

7:29 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Blackhawks fans crowd me

on street as I type; no hot

chicks for miles ’round

7:30 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Love that tummy bulge

But Spidey has already

laid his eggs within

7:31 am June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is what happens

When radioactive douche

Bites normal spider

7:32 am June, 28 FredN. said...

What will it take to

be featured up top, with Hall

of Mock inductees?

7:34 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Seriously, why

da fuck would you wear that to

a god damn rave, yo?

7:35 am June, 28 FredN. said...

How many bras does

it take to rein in those pups?

Three. Three bras it takes.

7:38 am June, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

I did not expect

Mary Jane Watson as a

Stan Lee cameo

7:38 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Harumi bends and

laps up the electric light

just like Toby taught.

7:38 am June, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

I’m glad spider man

has the denim sense not to

make jeans daisy-dukes.

7:39 am June, 28 Charles Douchewin said...

DW @ 7:31 FTW.

7:40 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Shoot a web, no luck

Climb walls in denim pants, same

Superhero scrub.

7:58 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Venom symbiote

takes over raver douchebag

wish it killed ’em all

8:16 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She lost her forearms

since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole

8:16 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the venom

In the basket or it gets

The hose. Spidey Hose.

8:19 am June, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She reminds me of

A young Paula Deen mixed with

Kaley Cuoco.

8:47 am June, 28 FredN. said...

Rev Chad is right if

this young hottie ate P.B.

Pops like fake Paula

.

8:48 am June, 28 FredN. said...

da fuck i just wrote.

“this young hottie ate buttah”

9:06 am June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trademark infringement

Never been so egregious

Should be put to death

9:28 am June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Poor Stan Lee dropped dead

When he saw this photograph

Of SpiderDouchebag

10:06 am June, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Comic Con crowd and

A. V. N show mix it up.

The nerds get some ass

10:21 am June, 28 creature said...

she craps jelly beans

right girl for super hero

spiders live in cooch

10:27 am June, 28 creature said...

look what you can buy

with the new technology

vending machine whores

10:47 am June, 28 Dickie Fingers said...

Tingling spidey sense

indicates that she has a

vestigial tail

11:02 am June, 28 creature said...

new Marvel villian

can top Sideys web slinging

shoots yeast out of twat

11:13 am June, 28 creature said...

Spidey will question

Super Vixen ‘Jelly Being’

her ass trampoline

11:47 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Eddie Brock knows this

is only chance to score with

Mary Jane Watson.

11:47 am June, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Spidey Shocker

Is effective foreplay move

When banging a skank

11:50 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Venom was never

the smartest supervillain.

Bottoms at cleaners.

11:50 am June, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Ha! I got nothing

And I’m the one that sent this

Abomination

11:54 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Please Stan Lee save us

from Venom and Crystal Meth

from making crack babies!

11:57 am June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Everyone knows it’s

Todd from Accounting except

new intern. She’s stoned.

12:00 pm June, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s thinking money

shot but he has spider nads.

Both disappointed.

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