Friday, June 28, 2013
Friday Haiku
Much like Spidey here,
This girl makes me want to shoot
Long white sticky ropes.
Love that tummy bulge
But Spidey has already
laid his eggs within
— FredN.
This is what happens
When radioactive douche
Bites normal spider
— DoucheyWallnuts
She lost her forearms
since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Venom was never
the smartest supervillain.
Bottoms at cleaners.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Randy was too shy
To take off his pants so Jill
Barked like a dog, yo
You don’t understand?
Here I’ll show you; the only
place you ca not cum
Spidey sense tingling
Is there a two tone whore near?
Spidey’s renoB aches
She giggled and licked
Knowing that spandex tucked in
to jeans is turn-on.
Douche signifiers
absent here, no? Hot chick, tho
has all bonafides
Blackhawks fans crowd me
on street as I type; no hot
chicks for miles ’round
Love that tummy bulge
But Spidey has already
laid his eggs within
This is what happens
When radioactive douche
Bites normal spider
What will it take to
be featured up top, with Hall
of Mock inductees?
Seriously, why
da fuck would you wear that to
a god damn rave, yo?
How many bras does
it take to rein in those pups?
Three. Three bras it takes.
I did not expect
Mary Jane Watson as a
Stan Lee cameo
Harumi bends and
laps up the electric light
just like Toby taught.
I’m glad spider man
has the denim sense not to
make jeans daisy-dukes.
DW @ 7:31 FTW.
Shoot a web, no luck
Climb walls in denim pants, same
Superhero scrub.
Venom symbiote
takes over raver douchebag
wish it killed ’em all
She lost her forearms
since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts the venom
In the basket or it gets
The hose. Spidey Hose.
She reminds me of
A young Paula Deen mixed with
Kaley Cuoco.
Rev Chad is right if
this young hottie ate P.B.
Pops like fake Paula
.
da fuck i just wrote.
“this young hottie ate buttah”
Trademark infringement
Never been so egregious
Should be put to death
Poor Stan Lee dropped dead
When he saw this photograph
Of SpiderDouchebag
Comic Con crowd and
A. V. N show mix it up.
The nerds get some ass
she craps jelly beans
right girl for super hero
spiders live in cooch
look what you can buy
with the new technology
vending machine whores
Tingling spidey sense
indicates that she has a
vestigial tail
new Marvel villian
can top Sideys web slinging
shoots yeast out of twat
Spidey will question
Super Vixen ‘Jelly Being’
her ass trampoline
Eddie Brock knows this
is only chance to score with
Mary Jane Watson.
The Spidey Shocker
Is effective foreplay move
When banging a skank
Venom was never
the smartest supervillain.
Bottoms at cleaners.
Ha! I got nothing
And I’m the one that sent this
Abomination
Please Stan Lee save us
from Venom and Crystal Meth
from making crack babies!
Everyone knows it’s
Todd from Accounting except
new intern. She’s stoned.
She’s thinking money
shot but he has spider nads.
Both disappointed.