Friday, June 21, 2013

Friday Thoughts and Links

mongor1

Mongor.

Still out there.

Still with hot chicks.

Still meditating on whether Spinoza’s search for philosophical morality via ethics can ever be rectified with Nietzsche’s ubermensch philosophy in a cruel and unjust universe.

So do not judge Mongor’s blank face.

Like Rodin’s Thinker before him, Mongor must internalize all tensions between the intellectual and physical states.

For only then will Mongor achieve enlightenment. In bed.

Here’s yer links:

My good friend since the college years at NYU in the 90s, indie film legend Will Keenan stars in the last 35mm black and white musical ever to be made, The Ghastly Love of Johnny X. Dig it. For it is completely resistant to the tyranny of entertainment majority think.

Speaking of entertainment, there was a time in America when this was considered amusing. That time is, thankfully, no more.

There are ads. There are great ads. And there are Russian tampon ads.

And then there is real life.

In the news: Donkey Douche goes swimming, leaves bodyspray in his wake.

Douchebags. Still on Facebook.

Sydney Australia tries to define the Aussiebag, calls them “tossers.”

Note to self: Don’t fill pool with liquid nitrogen.

What will your humble narrator be doing in October? Why Son of Monsterpalooza, of course. Now that Gallifrey One has been overrun by late-to-the-Who hipster douches led by the Fake Nerd Zombies of Chris Hardwick, I gotta go somewhere where the cool kids still won’t hang.

Here’s an amazing interview with the great Kim Deal. One of the greatest shows of my teen years was seeing The Breeders play at CBGBs in 1992.

Kick his ass.

My phone conversations with Verizon Wireless Billing go exactly like this.

Uberbros waste time doing stupid shit while the world burns.

Okay, before we get to the real pear, lets start off with:

Paradox Pear

But Hardy taint overwhelms suckle thigh. So here’s your reward:

Coquettish Eye Contact Pear

And all is right.

# posted by douchebag1
12:39 pm June, 21 killdoucher said...

liquid nitrogen….hmmm…..what an novel way to wage war on the douchebag!

1:17 pm June, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Can we mail a list of requested victims to Whitey Bulger …. or is it too late?

2:05 pm June, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Why everyone say ‘Mongor, go to bathroom stall with hole in wall to get tip.’?”

2:38 pm June, 21 DarkSock said...

Those bros sure can handle balls.

2:50 pm June, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmmm……………..Coquettish Eye Contact Pear with SBR. That’s a winning combo in my book.

2:50 pm June, 21 Guid is Good said...

Honey I Froze the Douchebags.

4:29 pm June, 21 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Agree with Et Tu Douche.^ Coquettish Eye Contact Pear with bonus Side Boob Reveal must go directly to HoH!

Also, the Syd, Aust, jouro’s name is Ham. Probably Nancy Dreuche.

Ham.

4:30 pm June, 21 Doctor Magnifico! said...

^journo I say!

5:38 pm June, 21 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Anorexic bleeth in red needs deflowering asap!

5:57 pm June, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One of the top 5 FTAL ever. I don’t understand a bit of it due to the age, but I found it profound. But what the fuck do you have against the shiksa Lennon Sisters (respect)? You are a Jew bigot DB1! It sounds like there are people in my house but I’m here alone and kind of stoned.

7:59 pm June, 21 creature said...

I sometimes stand on a cnr near home with a sign that says “kiss my ass”

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pucker up y’all!

8:00 pm June, 21 creature said...

currently writing one that says, “suck my balls”

9:44 pm June, 21 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Mongo has the Mayan eyes of WTF?

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All the time, prolly

11:19 pm June, 21 DarkSock said...

Nothing sums up the awesomeness of Reverend Chad like “It sounds like there are people in my house but I’m here alone and kind of stoned.

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GreenSleeves

12:27 am June, 22 ehcuodouche said...

I fucking love Kim Deal. Last Splash is the fucking bomb.

2:54 am June, 22 what a bunch of fucking losers said...

Holy shit this site used to be funny. then your regs tried to ass that one guy and now, its dead jim. or whatever jewspeak says whan they mean jim. funny as shit. if you are still reading and posting on this shit you are a pathetic pissy pampered loser and the joke’s on you/

blackball out!

5:56 am June, 22 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Mongor trying to impress Vegas prostitutes hotts with Champagne & Red Bull?

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Can it GET any Douchier than that?

9:27 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m digging the new fat Mulatress on the CNN morning show cause I don’t get the fucking FOX channel cause I keep forgettin to add it Fuck!

9:29 am June, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@ Darksock

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Very rare I’m home alone at dusk. Cleared the house three times with my switchblade and BBQ machete thing tool before I was safe to continue with the pipe Angus, Son.

10:16 am June, 22 creature said...

mongor’s hair looks like he does headstands in the bidet

10:42 am June, 22 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I peed in a bidet once. True story.

8:06 pm June, 22 Billy The Scrote said...

Mongors Mane deserve a spot in hall of scrote itself.

5:45 am June, 23 Guid is Good said...

Mongor has got a bit of the Great Gatsby look going on today. I think the Great Gatsby would have been a big Red Bull fan back in the day. The Goose not so much.

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