Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Hottie Suckle Lauren and Genericus Ted

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It just gets worse for our wayward wandering bottle blonde as she wanders, lost, in the forest of multitudinous douche.

# posted by douchebag1
12:42 pm June, 18 FredN. said...

Yes, “Ted”, HSL is quite ‘popular’.

1:11 pm June, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

He looks like about the most harmless of today’s Lauren douchefest. No notta pass, he still looks like a tool.

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and not to be judgmental, because of course we would never do that on this forum, but I’m starting to think Lauren may be a bit of a tramp. Just sayin.

1:11 pm June, 18 jonezy said...

I wonder what old classic HCwDB troller, Spurs Fan, is doing for the game tonight?

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probably pulling ever increasing diametered anal beads from his rectum for each point the Spars notch.

1:14 pm June, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I call Paulina Gretsky clone, without the fake tits and money , and fag father.

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Messiers

1:14 pm June, 18 The Dude said...

Lauren’s not showing enough skin. That’s why her ratings are slipping faster than the Heat’s chances to win the series.

1:17 pm June, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like her nose plugged up my hairy man-ass while she fellates my saggy ballcage.

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1:17 pm June, 18 Vin Douchal said...

She is a douche magnet. The vortex of a choad solar system that attracks debris.

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Don’t look in her eyes! And by don’t look in her eyes I mean stare at her boobs

1:42 pm June, 18 The Poonslayer said...

Enough of this wench! Thine eyes have started to crust over with the sores gotten from one million pus-filled slugs laying tracks across ones face after their march through the syphilitic renderings of Kayne West’s balls.

1:46 pm June, 18 Morbo said...

HSL is definitely HS. She’s also got one pose — the little shoulder turn thing shown here and in the Juan Assholio pic. Combine that with the blank stare she’s showing in Pic No. 3, and I think she’s a just a Real Doll that these ‘bags are passing around their clique.

HSL is the wandering yard gnome of douchebag companionship.

1:51 pm June, 18 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

HSL is not as hot as she looks.

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.There, I said it.

2:01 pm June, 18 DarkSock said...

HSL is not as hot as she thinks.

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Sucklers.

2:29 pm June, 18 The Dude said...

Sandra Bullock sure can pull the douchebags. She could sure pull something of mine if she buys me a berr.

2:31 pm June, 18 The Dude said...

And washes her hands.

2:31 pm June, 18 The Dude said...

And doesn’t look me in the eye.

2:31 pm June, 18 Douche Wayne said...

What the f*ck is wrong with her?

2:44 pm June, 18 Doctor Magnifico! said...

HSL is attracted to “bad boys.” She does not want to be thought of or treated as fragile. She wants them to know she is capable of standing up to them. She like to defy social expectations of who she should want to sleep with.

She’s a one trick pony. Nowhere will this be more evident than during her sexual encounters.

But her hair is made for pulling, her arse made for slapping and her face is simply ripe for unloading an imperial gallon of my hot, sticky jizz on, so there’s that …

2:53 pm June, 18 The Dude said...

In the first pic, her tits look cum-on-me worthy, so she has that going for me…

3:32 pm June, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

HSL farts nuggets of “Love’s Baby Soft” and spamoni ice cream.

8:42 pm June, 18 The Dude said...

Is ~Juan Assholio~ an anagram for Julian Assange? My math is bad tonight.

8:45 pm June, 18 The Dude said...

^btw, despite having *Ass* in his surname, I find Monsieur Assange tepid in threatenry to that which we consumers find great and good.

9:28 pm June, 18 killdoucher said...

she’s had miles and miles of douchenub over the years! probably has funky funkerson of the leakholes!

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