Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Hottie Suckle Lauren Goes Gangsta With Suburban Poseur Fred

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Rare is it that we find the suckle hott turn so bleethy in the presence of such a wide range of douchebaggery.

For those of us who mourn the 21st century hott’s wrong choices, Hottie Suckle Lauren is our Church of the Sub Genius. Our holy plankton.

# posted by douchebag1
10:26 am June, 18 Onetonoffun said...

Guess we know now who went to lil waynes garage sale last week…

10:42 am June, 18 Dickie Fingers said...

“Jive”

10:58 am June, 18 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Effectively queers the Male Gaze. Or destroys it completely.

11:07 am June, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I take that back about what I said back there about nothing making Lauren look bad. A) Him 2) Her front face ain’t as good as her profile.

11:12 am June, 18 FredN. said...

Shades of Paris Hilton in that there front face.

11:25 am June, 18 Dickie Fingers said...

Poseur Fred don’t care about front face.

11:25 am June, 18 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Reconsidered opinion: front face still facial worthy.

11:45 am June, 18 creature said...

yup, she’s losing allure…yet I’d still stream into them golden locks

11:45 am June, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The only thing worthwhile in this pic is the bottle of Maker’s on the shelf in the background.

11:46 am June, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Thug Steve Urkel is actually counting with his right hand.

11:51 am June, 18 Charles Douchewin said...

Thug Steve Urkel originally designed the Fresh Prince’s jacket.

12:21 pm June, 18 FredN. said...

Is that a Benley logo clavicle tat? WTF

1:02 pm June, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

After seeing above pic, I lost my Lauren-rection. She is bleethed beyond return. All hope is lost.

1:59 pm June, 18 DarkSock said...

She got an Ann “I Douche With Ice Water” Coulter thang goin’ on.

5:32 pm June, 18 Guid is Good said...

Unless Hottie Suckle Lauren is taking this Brothabag for a couple of after work Gooses (is that even a word?) because she felt sorry for him after her volunteer work at a soup kitchen, this is wrong.

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