Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Hottie Suckle Lauren Tuesday!!
Okay fellow ‘bag hunters and huntresses, are you excited? That’s right!! Today is Hottie Suckle Lauren Tuesday!!
What’s Hottie Suckle Lauren Tuesday?
Well yesterday (Monday) we featured Hottie Suckle Lauren and her tasty smile rubbing up against Herpster Juan Assholio.
As if that atrocity wasn’t enough, I got a few more pics of Hottie Suckle Lauren in various states of douche crisis.
Like this one.
With rich cockomasmoker Douchebag Kellyn.
And society weeps.
All day.
For today is Hottie Suckle Lauren Tuesday. Which is not really a good thing, if you take a gander at Douchebag Kellyn and realize, paid-to-pose or not, this happened.
That Adam Sandler sure can pull some Hotts.
I recognize the Lauren-tempered leniency of my lead-in for yesterday’s post.
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And though I respectfully take exception to Sir Sock’s no-exception rules (e.g. one can pee in things other than horses:
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http://semi-rad.com/2012/01/beware-the-urine-drinking-goats/ )
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Kellen looks like lawyer-douche, which are the most dangerous of douchebags for they often think, and act, with impunity.
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Mock on!
He jokes at the country club… “I bet my W-2 is bigger than yours.”
That dude would fit right in here:
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
Lauren’s sultry gaze can bore onto your wallet & burn your holidayday wad from across the room…surely most expensive 1st date, & well worth every scheckel!
…sportin ‘fun sized’ gazongas to boot!
Lauren is trading up. And by “up” I mean “down.”
Lauren arrived in Kellyn’s Audi, but will be leaving the event in the busboy’s Corolla.
Kellyn gets his ass whomped at focus group coffee breaks
Tittae Suckle Lauren has a cupla very sucklable tittaes.
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I have nothing to say about Sandlerbag, and I am saying it.
I believe more in-depth research needs to be done with Hottie Suckle Lauren here. Bring her hence and let it commence. This may take a while. Away with the rest of you knaves. I will report my findings later.
His lips are made out of porch liver.
So, that’s why the banks were closed.
Why does this more conservative-looking version of King Sharty (AKA “Starry Blight”) appear to have had his head stretched up two inches?
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Seriously, that could be King Sharty’s big broheim.
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Seriously, that skull stretching thing must’ve hurt.
I think this is a still taken from Lauren’s audition as Lacey Tablecloth in the 2013 re-imagining of the 80s classic, Caddyshart.
I think this is a God forestill taken from the wallet of douchestick Kellyn.
Good grief I’m stoned.
Shartycocck.