Monday, June 24, 2013

Juuuwan Says, "Challo, I Would Like To Give You eh Masshage On Ze Shoulders!"

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Evil Yellow Sunball knows that when Juuwan says “shoulders,” he really means “gazangabangas.”

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am June, 24 Olddog1 said...

The blond looks like she knows 5hings, The brunet looks like she wants to learn things, Juuuwan is like John Snow, He knows nothing.

7:11 am June, 24 Olddog1 said...

knows things, I mean THINGS.

7:43 am June, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Do shirts like that not come with buttons above a certain point so you must keep them open?

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Is the Anchor facial hair thing still current or is this phot from 2001?

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What is all a that taped to the wall behind them?

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So many questions….

7:52 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

If this keeps up then at some point I’m going “fuggit” and moving to Eastern Europe with a case of Silk™ Personal Lubricant. Which I heartily recommend.

awe

7:57 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, I’ve just discovered a hidden Easter Egg from fallen Bag Hunter BCS – a cryptic page devoted to deceased underaged playmate enthusiast M. Jackson, bearing in the URL the name of one of my favorite alter egos from the early days of this site – Elastic Snap Hole of the Love Bear.
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What does it all mean?
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Indeed.

8:06 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

May as well keep this WTF Monday theme rolling on.
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Tired of your plain white Glory Hole Doily? Jazz it up with Placenta Prints™! If you scroll wayyy down the hilarious flame war between dirty hippies and sane folk in the comments you’ll see I slipped in a couple of horse-peed and elastic snaphole comments.
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If you’re a male you can substitute your distended PinkSock for the dripping bloodied placenta, or contact Donk to ask about borrowing his inverted rectum.

8:07 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

Speaking of inverted rectums…
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^perfectly safe for work. I’m no Jacques.

8:15 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

The inverted rectum link came from a blog from Janice Poon (not making this up) who was in charge of the food props for “Hannibal”.
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I image searched her. If this is her then I like Poon. A lot.
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poooon
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Now you see what it’s like to surf the web for 5 minutes as DarkSock, leaving a metaphysical trail of breadcrumbs across the darker corners of the internet.

8:23 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

Neigh means neigh
sd

8:40 am June, 24 FredN. said...

Brunette has exact same expression as Evil Yellow Sunball – same grin and eyebrows. Creepy.

9:15 am June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

When Sock has the morning off, on the next Geraldo

9:27 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

If you stare at Juuwan long enough you realize that his upper torso is a replication of Plinky’s Mom’s junk; his head approximates her hermaphroditic clitoris, and his flayed open shirt resembles her flapping labia-storm of a blue waffle.

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Jacques linking to a blue waffle image in 3, 2, 1…

9:30 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

Also, if Mitt Romney were God the galaxy would be laid out like the stars in the background.
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Not necessarily a bad layout, mind you; architects like grids.
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Well…most architects…
slumpt

9:59 am June, 24 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Douche credentials in place, as are those of blond bleeth on right. But not in the league of, say, Poppa Squatter or yore.

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Jus’ sayin’

10:24 am June, 24 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I wood.

10:32 am June, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That blonde has one swell rack !

10:38 am June, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Blondie looks like the love child of Quentin Tarantino and Ellen Barkin

11:01 am June, 24 DarkSock said...

Ellin Barkin, much like Terri Garr and Laura Dern, was in a special league of sultry.

11:19 am June, 24 creature said...

the creature method of ‘gazangabanga mass-age’ always starts with ping pong paddles

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you know you’re dyin to try it blondie!

11:20 am June, 24 creature said...

@ DarkSock

still pining for ‘Nanny & the Professor’ broad

12:34 pm June, 24 creature said...

btw…re pick 8:23, derby day at Chateau Sock?

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