Monday, June 10, 2013

Las Vegas DJ Douchebags Continue to Get Paid Millions to Operate iTunes

DJDouchewanks

This continues to be one of the great travesties of our contemporary cultural suckitude. No talent button pushing asswipes in trendy t-shirts are somehow paid millions of dollars to press “play”:

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Tiësto

2012 total earnings: $22 million

Data service Pollstar found that the Dutch-born DJ, who just signed on to a residency at Hakkasan, earns around $250,000 per performance, adding up to a total in 2012 of $22 million.

And that number may only grow, as Tiësto recently told Rolling Stone that he sees 2013 as the Year of Las Vegas for top DJs.

“I’m going to dedicate my year to Las Vegas. Just Vegas, maybe a couple of festivals. I haven’t decided yet,” he said. “With the scene blowing up in America, Vegas is so much fun now. It’s the right time to do it.”

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Atrocious.

# posted by douchebag1
12:29 pm June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

$22 million? That’s chump change for President-elect Toby Keith

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There’s enough to go around in Vegas.

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Brad Paisley earned every one of his $40 mill, without touching a turntable

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Wouldn’t mind seeing Skrillex take a stray javeline toss , however

12:59 pm June, 10 DarkSock said...

Hell I’d stand on a stage pushing buttons for just $50.

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Unless it was Bingo.

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Fuck bingo.

1:06 pm June, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I find it hilarious that the top echelon of DJdom is whiter than coconut and titanium dioxide flavored ice-cream. Score another one for the man.

1:58 pm June, 10 strangdouche said...

who is the mysterious dark sock,where did the vomitrous go

2:06 pm June, 10 creature said...

bet he gets his hair cut at SuperCutz

3:21 pm June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I used to DJ in the mid-eighties for $250/night. Doesn’t sound like much but I was fucking awful, and drunk. And there was always a 50% chance of bridesmaid. Those pre-mixed TDK 180min cassette tapes were the bomb, yo!

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If I had a dollar for every time I played “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” I’d have Dark Sock money. What the fuck is this shit! I blame Lindsay Lohan.

4:00 pm June, 10 eyedouche said...

Mock not the DJ. Mock those dumb enough to pay. Find those that pay and take their money.

10:38 pm June, 10 strangdouche said...

4:19 am June, 11 Guid is Good said...

He can operate iTunes?

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