Thursday, June 13, 2013

Orange 'Rus

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Okay enough DD for today.

Time for us to get back to remembering what it is we mock around here.

Which is douches who run around clubs in Orange ‘Rus in the hopes of impressing real world sexy Semitic boobie proddle Rachel.

That, my friends, is unacceptable in a culture hoping to attain enlightenment.

# posted by douchebag1
10:47 am June, 13 FredN. said...

Dolphin’s Yelp reviews say it all:

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“Arrive with three friends, clean cut and well dressed. Breeze through the line by getting bottle service ($200). Enjoy one of the best soundsystems in this part of town and ball out.”

11:24 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Slightly hotter Joan Cussack bleeth make me one-quarter turgid and lukewarm for half of an unenthusiastic handjob.

11:31 am June, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Part time Blockbuster clerk and full time Trekkie, Mort Smallmann, gets his grove on by slowly shifting his weight from left to right out of sync with the music.

11:44 am June, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ralph Hipsterman in the shorts and t-shirt must have not read the Yelp review that Dolphin Chicago is the club for the clean cut and well dressed who enjoy bottle service and the best sound system in this part of town.

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Dude Mc: I think she looks a bit more like John Cussack

11:46 am June, 13 creature said...

hairless chimp go-go dancer

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& yes, wrestling boots are always gay…even on wrestlers (oxymoron)

11:50 am June, 13 FredN. said...

What’s Benzino doing in the Chi?

12:21 pm June, 13 Douchble Helix said...

“How many mistakes can you find in this picture?”

12:22 pm June, 13 Bag em, Tag em said...

Really depressed that lately, my hometown is popping out more Tools than than Craftsman.

12:26 pm June, 13 jonezy said...

according to Google Maps, I live 1.6 miles from Dolphin.

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Time to move *sigh*

12:32 pm June, 13 FredN. said...

Damn, there are a lot of Chicago people posting. Can we take a roll call?

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I’ll go first.

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#1

12:43 pm June, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

#2

1:06 pm June, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Dude has some skinned up knees and shit.

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Was he in the same cell block as The Donk?

1:11 pm June, 13 Cam the Left Handed Jew Lawyer said...

I could really go for an Orange Julius right now.

1:29 pm June, 13 Cam the Left Handed Jew Lawyer said...

#3?

1:30 pm June, 13 Cam the Left Handed Jew Lawyer said...

Hahahahahahahaha…boobie proddle, WTF?

2:12 pm June, 13 Doucharellious said...

We’re out here heavy.

#4.

2:13 pm June, 13 Cam the Left Handed Jew Lawyer said...

Chi-town represent baby!

2:19 pm June, 13 creature said...

how many of the above are Drueche?

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roll call

2:38 pm June, 13 Cam the Left Handed Jew Lawyer said...

Just 3, Creatch. I see your panties are still in a bunch sweet cheeks.

2:59 pm June, 13 Cam the Left Handed Jew Lawyer said...

Another thing Creturoonie, remember qho else used to freak out like a lady when I put in a different Name (required)? It was an actual lady, Medusa Oblongata. Anyway, I think its cute how you gals stick together.

2:59 pm June, 13 FredN. said...

Think Tits McGee makes 5.

5:54 pm June, 13 Guid is Good said...

Orange ‘Rus doesn’t wear socks. In the conventional sense.

9:02 pm June, 13 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Perhaps he is an alum of Syracuse University…Orangemen, get it?

10:49 pm June, 13 DarkSock said...

Fuck everything. I’d party with this dude, then do things to his Cusack Stepsister that I’d need to gorge on vitamin E for several days in advance, fish oil shits be damned.
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I’m deep in the codeine canyon of horn-doggery. Son(s).
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Here’s the front view of mine neck plate:
troat
Side view; now, like Donkey Douche, I can say that a gang of men laid me prone and screwed me deep in my throat.
troat I says
I mean, troat. (respect, DW).

1:22 am June, 14 douche equis said...

WTF Sock? If this event has been mentioned before, my too-infrequent visits here caused me to miss the explanation. Hope you’re OK.

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And The Benz just can’t get over his loss in the Douchies, can he? It’s pathetic, like a has-been actor who can’t leave the limelight. Or in his case, the orangelight.

6:34 am June, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Please tell me she’s there for her friends batchelorette party, and the’s the local talent?

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Jesus, Sock. Are those 3/8ths inch titanium screws?

9:49 am June, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

TSA is going to have a field day with you, Sock.

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