Monday, June 10, 2013
Rainbolio Drops a Deuce at Coachella
Sweet Pam, who meticulously fulfills the casting role of Hot Younger Sister of Your Best Friend in College, knows that slumming it for a weekend at Coachella won’t get back to her quasi-BF, Bob.
That’s what she thinks.
Turns out, Pam’s bestie, Monica, actually began dating Rainbolio’s bro, Tommy, behind the glowstick selling dude on the dirt road over by second stage.
So Bob’s totally gonna find out by Wednesday.
Sorry, Sweet Pam. This Deuce don’t fly.
He needs to be put in an overheated hot tub in Bangkok.
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Zyzzers.
Pam appears highly pork worthy.
Pam’s snapper smells like baby powder, licorice, and Granny’s fresh cranberry sauce. I would sniff it like a feral Chinese boy and masturbate with a cinnamon stick shoved in my urethra for the chance to taste the fungus on her hairless ferrets tail.
yup, on the bucket list
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http://shine.yahoo.com/shine-food/krispy-kreme-sloppy-joe-sandwich–yes–it-s-real-175223934.html
re pic…at the Chino yoth camp they call Rainbolio, Chum
…dem crazy-assed yoths
They met 2 years ago when they both got their braces off in time for senior pictures. Now they bum Marlboros and bong hits at concerts following My Morning Jacket across the festival scene in the Midwest selling “☾☮ E ✡ ☼ †” bumper stickers
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Hacky sacks
Who woulda thought the Jani Lane look would allow guys to Mack chicks here in 2013?
Skeevy Largeman just got out of prison three days ago and is lookin’ to get his schwerve on with some hippy chicks whose cooches taste like granola. But first, it’s time to shoot up some heroin.
Cigarette dude is trying very hard. But she’ll have sex with rainbow suspenders within 2 hours. Guaranteed.
is 12 a crime
If I got caught wearing rainblo suspenders I would have been set straight. My brother would have grabbed a hold of them, stretched them to the near breaking point and snapped them across my back every 20 seconds until I took’em off or the welts left me in a weeping lump in front of the ladies I misguidedly thought were moments away from banging me.