Wednesday, June 19, 2013

RIP James Gandolfini

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So it’s apparently true that James Gandolfini died of a heart attack today at the age of 51 while in Italy.

Given I’d just polished off some tasty pasta carbonara, washed down with some Mr. Pibb, this is a totally crappy coda to that otherwise enjoyable meal.

I have no idea why I’m bringing up my most recent meal. Maybe because Tony Soprano ate so much on the Sopranos, and so I associate Gandolfini with eating.

Anyways, RIP Tony Soprano. A great actor.

You were the best.

# posted by douchebag1
4:50 pm June, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’ve met several of the actors from the Sopranos, and each one of them (including Mr. G.) was an ego-free, friendly delight to talk to.

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Big Italians are just that way, I guess, and he was one of the biggest.

4:58 pm June, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One of the best things ever to come out of Rutgers.

5:10 pm June, 19 creature said...

liked him best in ‘True Romance’

…he’ll be missed!

5:27 pm June, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Whoa! I shouldn’t have just eaten that double veal Calabrese with the brasciole filling and mortadelle. I have nothing to say about this except you only live once. And my favourite dirty scene from the Sopranos, which I never watched until after it was over and then when we got the HBO unfrozen and watched them all in a few months and I was hooked. I’d fuck all the chicks on that show except the mothers and the sister and any other ladies over 75. And I would do the fat sister if she asked me and I couldn’t get caught.

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I bet he fucked this chick. She gives the Renob. Son.

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This is the most depressing post since BCS died.

5:40 pm June, 19 The Dude said...

R.I.P. Gandolfini – never watched The Sopranos. I don’t watch HBO stuff unless I’m getting paid to make music for it. But I hear it was a good series.

8:42 pm June, 19 killdoucher said...

ya never know when you’re gonna check out! live the remaining days of your life with zeal and rapt enthusiasm, then, remember to eat some fibre!

9:00 pm June, 19 The Dude said...

He gets a notta bypass. Too soon?

9:40 pm June, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Tony was all about food, Chief. It had something to do with his ma.

10:15 pm June, 19 DarkSock said...

I don’t know what’s sadder – Mr. Gandalfini passing away so young, or the fact that I find out about all major news events on this web site (Michael Jackson dying, Donk being released, Plinky’s Mom’s labiaplasty, etc.).
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and 10 points to HuffinMore for The Dude’s bad-ass yet crass riff. Now if you’ll excuse me I must take my next pain pill, which i’ve come to enjoy by spreading mayonnaise on it. Goes down smoother, and it’s like a greased Tic-Tac of Blessed Relief.
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*kof-kof…wheeze…kof-kof**
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Here’s my “kof-kof” reference since Goolo’s dead again and would have been the only joker here capable of detecting a riff off of MAD comics #4, the good stuff before the Alfred E. Neumann era of 70’s dreck came along:
kof kof

10:21 pm June, 19 DarkSock said...

Unlike most of us, at least Tony got to whack Big Pussy before he checked out.

10:52 pm June, 19 DarkSock said...

At least he passed in The Olde Country.

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Madonna Mia.

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Mia, I says.

9:33 am June, 20 Douchble Helix said...

‘Sock, I’da got it. Elder & Kurtzman practically changed my diapers.

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I disagree about Alfred E. Son.

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