Sunday, June 2, 2013
RIP: The Gator
No, legendary Hall of Scrote and former Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award Winner The Gator is not actually dead. At least as far as I know.
But he is dead to us.
For his pumped up orange disgrace has not produced douche worthy mock as it once did.
And so we mourn the loss of this preening assclown. And remember his douchey spectacle for this hilarity that it was.
Today, Manchester.
Tomorrow, Bulgaria.
At least, that’s how Utopian the world of douchebaggery was back in 2007.
Gator seems like a pretty cool dude to hang out with. And he’s not trying to overcompensate for anything, which is refreshing. Except the opposite of those things.
The Gator will always be douche worthy, end of story. If we ever lose hope, we must peek into the past of Mr Gator, and then we will remember why we mocked in the first place.
The Gator will always be douche worthy, end of story. If we ever lose hope, we must peek into the past of Mr Gator, and then we will remember why we mocked in the first place.
I liked him better as a blonde. Plus it’s good to know that there are awful plastic surgeons everywhere.
It’s such a thin line between “being No. One” and “being no one”.**
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**Helps if you read it in the voice of this schwantz-free guy:
I’ve always known that the Gator wasn’t a preening, bovine growth hormone-taking, name-dropping, price-quoting English douchebag who goes to Bulgaria to get laid. And by I, I mean fuck no Gator you faGgOathe.
all things being the same I’d rather fuck the queen than share an elevator with the gator
“Spinal Tap” was a funnier mockumentary. And I’d rather have a spinal tap than watch Gator. Less painful
45 seconds, and I’m completely going postal. Which used to be the thing – whatever happened to the irate postal workers?
Gator is and always will be douche. It’s part of his DNA.
Perhaps Gator will shave his legs and start wearing Mantyhose™. Ledergator!
His tailor describes a fabric embedded with 22K gold:
“Its quite understated …”
This ‘bag is contagious.
Meanwhile, on MySpace…
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http://www.myspace.com/531138153
…and where the hell is Donkey Douche?
He isn’t really rich. He spends 100,000 pounds per month? That’s not rich. Bill Gates probably spends that on lunch. Gator is pathetic more than he is a douche.
I actually managed to watch 5 minutes of this before my brain just shut down in the face of such utter lack of self-awareness. The Slug would be a lot more fitting than The Gator.
The Gator should be spending more time in a Thai sauna.
The Gator is big in Bulgaria.
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Wombles
Gator’s death is not necessarily permanent. He could stage a George Foreman Grillmeister type of comeback.
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Heavyweights
Just watched tonight’s episode of Game o’ Thrones…
Who, Gator? Oh he died alonnnnng time ago. The British Scientific Council lobbied the government to secure his remains for future douchal genetic study: http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/c03/cf5/c03cf5d3-a5e4-47a1-b04d-12b7953d2678
god work guido.
Yes. I am doing God’s work aren’t I?
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We like to use a capital G by the way.
Goods is Guid……………party and bullshit