Sunday, June 2, 2013

RIP: The Gator

No, legendary Hall of Scrote and former Irving Thallbag Lifetime Achievement Award Winner The Gator is not actually dead. At least as far as I know.

But he is dead to us.

For his pumped up orange disgrace has not produced douche worthy mock as it once did.

And so we mourn the loss of this preening assclown. And remember his douchey spectacle for this hilarity that it was.

Today, Manchester.

Tomorrow, Bulgaria.

At least, that’s how Utopian the world of douchebaggery was back in 2007.

# posted by douchebag1
8:11 am June, 2 Ted Brogan said...

Gator seems like a pretty cool dude to hang out with. And he’s not trying to overcompensate for anything, which is refreshing. Except the opposite of those things.

10:11 am June, 2 Mille The Scrote said...

The Gator will always be douche worthy, end of story. If we ever lose hope, we must peek into the past of Mr Gator, and then we will remember why we mocked in the first place.

10:12 am June, 2 Billy The Scrote said...

The Gator will always be douche worthy, end of story. If we ever lose hope, we must peek into the past of Mr Gator, and then we will remember why we mocked in the first place.

10:20 am June, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I liked him better as a blonde. Plus it’s good to know that there are awful plastic surgeons everywhere.

10:27 am June, 2 DarkSock said...

It’s such a thin line between “being No. One” and “being no one”.**
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**Helps if you read it in the voice of this schwantz-free guy:
asdf

10:32 am June, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve always known that the Gator wasn’t a preening, bovine growth hormone-taking, name-dropping, price-quoting English douchebag who goes to Bulgaria to get laid. And by I, I mean fuck no Gator you faGgOathe.

10:59 am June, 2 creature said...

all things being the same I’d rather fuck the queen than share an elevator with the gator

11:08 am June, 2 eyedouche said...

“Spinal Tap” was a funnier mockumentary. And I’d rather have a spinal tap than watch Gator. Less painful

11:23 am June, 2 The Dude said...

45 seconds, and I’m completely going postal. Which used to be the thing – whatever happened to the irate postal workers?

12:41 pm June, 2 Troy Tempest said...

Gator is and always will be douche. It’s part of his DNA.

12:53 pm June, 2 The Dude said...

Perhaps Gator will shave his legs and start wearing Mantyhose™. Ledergator!

1:59 pm June, 2 Doctor Magnifico! said...

His tailor describes a fabric embedded with 22K gold:

“Its quite understated …”

This ‘bag is contagious.

4:01 pm June, 2 DarkSock said...

Meanwhile, on MySpace…

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http://www.myspace.com/531138153

4:05 pm June, 2 DarkSock said...

…and where the hell is Donkey Douche?

4:22 pm June, 2 Douche Skipped A Groove said...

He isn’t really rich. He spends 100,000 pounds per month? That’s not rich. Bill Gates probably spends that on lunch. Gator is pathetic more than he is a douche.

5:21 pm June, 2 I douche, therefore I am said...

I actually managed to watch 5 minutes of this before my brain just shut down in the face of such utter lack of self-awareness. The Slug would be a lot more fitting than The Gator.

5:52 pm June, 2 Guid is Good said...

The Gator should be spending more time in a Thai sauna.

5:53 pm June, 2 Guid is Good said...

The Gator is big in Bulgaria.

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Wombles

7:24 pm June, 2 The Dude said...

Gator’s death is not necessarily permanent. He could stage a George Foreman Grillmeister type of comeback.

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Heavyweights

8:10 pm June, 2 DarkSock said...

Just watched tonight’s episode of Game o’ Thrones…
afd

8:13 pm June, 2 Italodouche said...

Who, Gator? Oh he died alonnnnng time ago. The British Scientific Council lobbied the government to secure his remains for future douchal genetic study: http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/c03/cf5/c03cf5d3-a5e4-47a1-b04d-12b7953d2678

2:16 am June, 3 strangdouche said...

god work guido.

6:31 pm June, 3 Guid is Good said...

Yes. I am doing God’s work aren’t I?

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We like to use a capital G by the way.

3:26 am June, 5 strangdouche said...

Goods is Guid……………party and bullshit

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