Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:18 pm June, 19 FredN. said...

Cruel photoshop trick. Head on left male body is same as head on right [female] body.

1:19 pm June, 19 FredN. said...

My monitor is broke (from the “Six” pic), but I tink I spot holy triangle.

1:35 pm June, 19 creature said...

dimes to donuts that Arvi, helping to celebrate niece Sonya’s grad from Las Vegas CC, hooks up with tranny on far left

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tuckers

1:35 pm June, 19 DarkSock said...

Blondie McLumps is all secretly stern and shit because deep down she knows she’s about as truly hot as she is truly blonde.

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I much prefer Minnie Driver Girl, with her presumed sapphic attraction to Tiny Tina.

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Scissoristas

1:37 pm June, 19 DarkSock said...

To their collective horror they suddenly realized they’d been chilling their bottle in Plinky’s Mom’s Go-Girl™ Personal Stand-up Urinal.

1:40 pm June, 19 DarkSock said...

And that’s not ice, it’s uric acid crystals, which is behind Plinky’s Mom’s gout bouts.

1:44 pm June, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Squinty Marissa in the blue gives me the kind of wood that a woodchuck couldn’t chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

1:47 pm June, 19 killdoucher said...

mr. sock, i may never consume chicken wings again….thanks!

2:00 pm June, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I see two dudes (on the right), one tranny (next to Yuri Jackoffski on the left) and a semi-hot Eurasian spinner in the middle.

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.I’ll take the Asian spinner in the middle (for some anal) for $500, Alex.

2:03 pm June, 19 Doctor Magnifico! said...

I guess deep down I’m very shallow, but fake rack blondie is my first choice. I’d unload the buildup with her all over her bolt-ons, then move for a more extended session with squinty McLesbo and her sister-in-arms.

2:06 pm June, 19 UFO Destroyers said...

Blondie and the 8th Kardashian sister on the right, Klamidia, are both pretty sure that this walking turd is not John Stamos, but since he could be his first cousin, that’s close enough for them to let him buy them drinks.

2:29 pm June, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who would have ever thought that “Hey baby I’m Ed Marinaro Jr.” would be a viable pick up line?

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linebackers

3:13 pm June, 19 creature said...

this group demonstrates the need to “create education better, thank you”

4:30 pm June, 19 freakshowmonkey said...

Warren Zevon reference for the fucking WIN.

9:49 pm June, 19 Douchble Helix said...

I’m a big fan of blondie, here.

10:18 pm June, 19 DarkSock said...

Dr. Bunsen wins the coveted Baron Von Goolo Obscure Character Actor Reference Award for this thread.

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You can pick up your pickle jar filled with formaldehyde and fetuses (fetii?) at the station.

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Heyyyyy…Where the fuck IS Goolo?

12:36 pm June, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

When the bubbly goes dry, the booth will empty out and his mid-life crisis will remain. Sure I’m going through the same, but I’m not spending $2,700 on booze and friendship. I spending $50.00 bucks on beer, lotion and bad porn.

3:53 am June, 22 C. Beefheart said...

Excellent Zevon reference, your taste in music is not unappreciated