Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Swirly Johanssen Is in Way Over His Swirly Head With Sultry Carolyn

Intense Peptic Ulcer

Sultry Carolyn toys with her prey.

For no amount of rosary bling can redeem the Swirl’s groinal aspirations.

# posted by douchebag1
7:17 am June, 11 FredN. said...

Carolyn is *fantastic* at deepthroat.

7:25 am June, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Sadly, it looks like Swirly is a recent devotee to douchebagery. The swirl is only lightly shaved in, the beads can be tossed in a second and the spike hair properly combed. If Mr. Walnuts could send someone over to pay him a visit, he might be convinced to ditch this lifestyle.

I met a hottie once who swept her hair over to cover one eye. I thought it was some fashion statement or a way to make her more mysterious. To my surprise it was because she looked like Marty Feldman.

8:59 am June, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Sometimes the hair over the eye look is hot. Sometimes it is because the girl is the daughter of Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

9:15 am June, 11 Vin Douchal said...

He looks Major Frank Burns fucked Tin Tin

9:15 am June, 11 Charles Douchewin said...

Sage advice from Strunk and White need not be limited to the written word: “Choose a suitable design and hold to it” (Strunk & White 1999).

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You’re all a bit kitchen-sinky don’t cha think, young Swir Jo?

As for you, SULTRY CAROLYN, your haughty-happy hair tossed laugh pulls me in, knowing full well you may be an emotional tar-baby of existential drama.

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Evolutionary imperatives

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– The Elements of Style. 1999. fourth edition, hardcover, ISBN 0-205-31342-6

9:59 am June, 11 creature said...

Sultry Carolyn believes she is culturally evolved by going ATM on the 1st date….ironically, Swirl Boy does same

10:20 am June, 11 DarkSock said...

Vin @ 9:15 am for the fuccen WIN.
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Son.
frank
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PLUS
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ew
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EQUALS
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sa
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plus maybe a dash of this shit hook:
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dick

10:43 am June, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Slutry Carolyn reminds me of why I get renoBeL when I gaze at wimmins.

7:37 pm June, 11 Douchble Helix said...

Great job with the morphs and the original call!

7:39 pm June, 11 Douchble Helix said...

But if the girl gets to puking, it’ll be her long hair in the toilet getting all swirlied.

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