Thursday, June 6, 2013
KV's Record Setting Synchronic Ab/Kiss Reveal
Amateur HCwDBs, do not attempt this maneuver at home.
Only the truest of scrotal professionals can pull off a synchronic ab-reveal kiss maneuver such as this one.
Kisseus Vomitorius is that scrotal professional.
For those of you totally out of shape, I introduce Prancercise.
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More like Muffercise. The fucking moose knuckle on that one, eh?
People are just so fuckn beautiful I can barely stand it!
Combo white trousers (chinos?), pink underwear reveal (PUR™) and shirt lifter manoeuvre on left FTW.
Blond bleeth the better looking, although bleeth on left probably sucks like a Dyson.
Jonezy: geriatric moose knuckle ? have to pass on that.
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And KV beats off to pictures of himself. Fact.
these fuckshits are gaybar speaker dancers!
@ The Dude,
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True fact: All Emerson scholars agree that during his July 15, 1838 Harvard divinity school address, between espousing transcendentalist ideals against conventional Unitarian theology, he would shout “People are just so fuckn beautiful I can barely stand it!”
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Apparently he shouted this most of the time.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/06/06/18/38/samesex-couple-outraged-at-dykes-letter
Similarly, when bro on right receives an invoice it is addressed to “bro.”
KV can also jerk off whilst he fingers his asshole…whilst says I
The only remotely redeeming factor of this pic is that the douches aren’t the only ones revealing their abs.