Thursday, June 6, 2013

KV's Record Setting Synchronic Ab/Kiss Reveal

IMG_20130518_060241

Amateur HCwDBs, do not attempt this maneuver at home.

Only the truest of scrotal professionals can pull off a synchronic ab-reveal kiss maneuver such as this one.

Kisseus Vomitorius is that scrotal professional.

# posted by douchebag1
11:47 am June, 6 jonezy said...

For those of you totally out of shape, I introduce Prancercise.

.

More like Muffercise. The fucking moose knuckle on that one, eh?

11:55 am June, 6 The Dude said...

People are just so fuckn beautiful I can barely stand it!

12:01 pm June, 6 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Combo white trousers (chinos?), pink underwear reveal (PUR™) and shirt lifter manoeuvre on left FTW.

Blond bleeth the better looking, although bleeth on left probably sucks like a Dyson.

12:11 pm June, 6 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Jonezy: geriatric moose knuckle ? have to pass on that.

.

.

.

And KV beats off to pictures of himself. Fact.

12:44 pm June, 6 killdoucher said...

these fuckshits are gaybar speaker dancers!

12:45 pm June, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

@ The Dude,

.

True fact: All Emerson scholars agree that during his July 15, 1838 Harvard divinity school address, between espousing transcendentalist ideals against conventional Unitarian theology, he would shout “People are just so fuckn beautiful I can barely stand it!”

.

Apparently he shouted this most of the time.

12:49 pm June, 6 Doctor Magnifico! said...

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/06/06/18/38/samesex-couple-outraged-at-dykes-letter

Similarly, when bro on right receives an invoice it is addressed to “bro.”

2:52 pm June, 6 creature said...

KV can also jerk off whilst he fingers his asshole…whilst says I

3:41 pm June, 6 I douche, therefore I am said...

The only remotely redeeming factor of this pic is that the douches aren’t the only ones revealing their abs.

Leave a Reply

What is 5 + 15 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)