Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The Woo Bros Horrify Kelly

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Sure there’s uberdouches like Donkey Douche.

But then there’s real world scrotography.

Like the Woo Bros.

Solid color polo tees and synchronized cries of “Woo.” Usually accompanied by buffalo wings and a nearby television displaying competitive sports.

They may not be purity of spectacle suckitude. But they are soul sucking decay of ineptitude instead.

# posted by douchebag1
7:59 am June, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lo, the days are running short my children. First, I would like to give a shout out to my homies in Constantinople.

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“First they take your jobs and houses. Then they invade your head and thoughts. Next they take your guns. War is Peace. Spying is Community. Ignorance is bliss.” Rev.Chad. 2013

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The future is the past. Get ready Hermit! I’ve been prepping for two years. The Manchurian Candidate is winning, but the douche will be the first to burn.

7:59 am June, 12 Mr. ScrotatoHead said...

By soul sucking decay of ineptitude you mean “blyte”, ryte?

8:05 am June, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

Woo.

8:52 am June, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The Woo Bros are singing:

1) fraternity drinking chant

2) Billy Joel’s Piano Man

3) Sir-Mix-A-Lots’ Baby Got Back

4) away any hopes of either of them going home with Kelly

9:01 am June, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“Go local sports affiliation!! I had a rather enjoyable date rape with Kelly from the accounts department last night.”

9:16 am June, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is the highlight of this dickwads year, the annual corporate golf outing! Middle managers and the mailroom staff get to drink $50 a bottle scotch, get suburned and hit on local girls with daddy issues.

9:25 am June, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

!!!!!!!!!Sports Bars!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where mediocrity goes to linger.

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woo.

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But at least the Bros® here have the audacity to go on photographic record as being present. Also, they could’ve popped those collars – but didn’t. Perhaps the night was young.

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Kelly, on the other hand, is a bit of a cowardly bleeth (diminished respect).

9:34 am June, 12 Vin Douchal said...

These are Blackhawks fans. This is also the last time they’ll have anything to cheer about this year. Fucking tools…

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Gotta love this epic Jack Edwards fight call:

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Koci looks like he’s making a donation to the Red Cross… There’s blood spattered all over the circle…”

9:34 am June, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If you were wondering who parked the white Volvo with the McCain/Palin bumper sticker in the fire line… you have your answer.

9:57 am June, 12 creature said...

drunken revelry whilst cheering on the local sports team….this is america right?

…true I would avoid these 2 knuckleheads, but, douche? I say notta & pass

10:02 am June, 12 The Dude (remote loc) said...

agree with creature (pretty normal, as he is capable of sentient thought earlier in the day than I) – the Fartbags barely break thru the douche margin.

10:57 am June, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Tripp & Reed here are celebrating as the annual NatucketBaggery season will soon be in full throttle. Whale Belts will be broken out, starched winter weight button downs will be donned, SPERRY® Topsiders will be worn but not as current hipster ironic fashion statement and smug entitled attitudes will be a plenty. They’ll scoff at anything Marthas Vineyard and refuse to deflate their Jeep® tires when heading out to Nobadeer beach cause that’s for pussies and by pussies I mean tourists.

11:07 am June, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@The Dude and Creature: natta pass? May I call your attention to Barry Woo’s fistpump, which last time I checked was American sign language for “I’m a raging douche nozzle.”

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Also see how Biff Woo physically restrains Kelly as she attempts to flee the scene. Total douche move.

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