Sunday, June 23, 2013

This Will Inspire U…

… 2 poo.

# posted by douchebag1
8:20 am June, 23 Douchble Helix said...

I watched, and listened to the whole thing.

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There is no hope for humanity.

8:46 am June, 23 Dick Lingers said...

You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when these guys struggle to climb a rope.

8:53 am June, 23 DarkSock said...

You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when these guys struggle to fill out a job application.

8:53 am June, 23 DarkSock said...

You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when these guys struggle to avoid child support.

8:53 am June, 23 DarkSock said...

You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when these guys struggle to read the TV listings on the U-Verse menu.

8:55 am June, 23 DarkSock said...

I feel like I just watched a 4-minute PornHub fetish video on public masturbation.

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Speaking of which…BRB

9:57 am June, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One Day You May take pictures of shitty cars with nice wheels.

10:10 am June, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One Day U May see yourself as the world sees you.

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10:34 am June, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

At :47 and 1:31, these guys sure know how to grip a pole. Clean and jerk indeed.

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And I was not prepared for 3:31.

10:34 am June, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

One Day You May have your testes drop.

10:35 am June, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And when the girl at 3:47 turned around… (shudder)

10:36 am June, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

One Day You May take a poop that doesn’t have the consistency of schmaltz.

10:47 am June, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

One Day You May hear an Eminem song that’s not pseudo-autobiographical about how hard his life has been and fuck all them doubters and haters cuz he made it and he’s a responsible dad and successful in life and sounds like he’s trying to act tough while really on the verge of crying.

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But probably not.

11:00 am June, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

12:38 pm June, 23 Doctor Magnifico! said...

12:46 pm June, 23 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The Old Choad’s father (well acquainted with the rigors of WWII and what it felt like to be hit by kamikaze shrapnel) considered guys like this (in his day — the 40s thru the 70s) to be “sissies.”

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.In retrospect, he was right, as such rampant narcissism is about as masculine as an autographed, Richard Simmons butt plug…

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….which I’m sure each of these fellows proudly owns.

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.Analrapists

12:50 pm June, 23 creature said...

I pooped in the sand at muscle beach once

12:50 pm June, 23 creature said...

these guys arms are so big they have to wipe each others arse

1:23 pm June, 23 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

DB1 was right. About a minute into the video my bowels opened and I had to two-step it to the can.

3:20 pm June, 23 Douchble Helix said...

“two step it…” That’s very descriptive.

3:33 pm June, 23 Guid is Good said...

I wish my car was that shiny.

9:24 pm June, 23 The Dude (remote loc) said...

dub step

4:27 am June, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Even their shadows have Bitch Tits. They are the Most Interesting Juiceheads in the World.

4:28 am June, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Their tattoos can bench press 500 pounds. They are the Most Interesting Juiceheads in the World.

4:30 am June, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

They are charter members of the government’s Witless Protection Program. The are the Most Interesting Juiceheads in the World.

5:55 am June, 24 Capt Canuck said...

I got as far as climbing the swingset poles with arms only (well, arms only for the white guy). I can do that, or could until recently, and I have never lifted a weight in my life. It’s called not being overweight, whether from too much fat or too much muscle. I couldn’t watch any further than that, which I guess makes me a wimp, ultimately.

6:17 am June, 24 Paula D. said...

Hey Y’all,

I apologize for my previous post. My bad.

6:20 am June, 24 Paula D. said...

Hey Y’all,

You can see just how useful those “gym muscles” are when they are eating a pie I put poo in.

Ooops, sorry y’all, my bad

6:27 am June, 24 Paula D. said...

Hey Y’all

The eyetalian fellow in the blue suit is rather funny. Do you have any recipes that call for “Douchey Wallnuts”?.

6:33 am June, 24 Paula D. said...

Hey Y’all

I was using a darksock for contraception when my second befuddled son was born. Thank Y’all for loving me.

Notice how I held back and didn’t use retarded or darkie in my post?

Ooops, sorry y’all.

7:06 am June, 24 Sir Douche said...

The Reverend’s video of how the world sees them is priceless.

7:39 pm June, 24 Stephen Sondheimy said...

I think they mean One Day You Might…

Write Sunday in the Park With Paris Hilton

3:26 pm June, 25 Colossus of Choads said...

Just think about that: 1 day U may.

Just think about that now.

9:40 am July, 2 anon said...

Let us all praise the noble gentleman at 1:20 that chose to get into the video and silently mock from the background.

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