Monday, June 10, 2013

Vinnie Fanooli Is Determined to Touch Angie's Nethers

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A week’s pay from Tony’s Oil Change, a freshly shaved chest and a perfectly coiffed lip fung give Vinnie Fanooli the confidence he needsto finally make his move on Angie Nunzio.

Besides, Angie’s mom, Maria, and Vinnie’s mom, Maria, like to play bridge together on Sundays.

So Vinnie’s got that going for him.

Angie likes gum.

Tune in!! All this week!! On As Italian Stereotypes Unfairly Applied by a Jewish Blogger Based on a Single Pic Turns.

# posted by douchebag1
7:42 am June, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Italians don’t play bridge, they play Canasta and Briscola.

8:48 am June, 10 killdoucher said...

vinnie needs more practice corralling his fungus!

8:49 am June, 10 killdoucher said...

angie can sit on my face til i tap out.

9:25 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like this weeks theme. Why don’t we all pick one nationality. I call Pakis and Gays. That chick looks way more Sicilian than my sweet dumpling of lust and doobage..Tami the whore that broke my heart almost 2/3’rds of my life ago. How I still lust for her hairy bush and devilish smile? Was it the jealousy bitch? A heart of stone is all I have left. And fucking work, fuck i had more fun when I was retired/crazy. This work shit is mentally painful. I may have to go back to full doseage and secret a photo of Tami’s face onto some bondage porn. But at least I’m stoooned Nostalgiasts

9:31 am June, 10 creature said...

Angie bakes garlic bread in her ‘oven’

9:32 am June, 10 Vin Douchal said...

Absolutely agree with Mr Wallnuts. Although my Italian-American transplanted New Yorker goombahs prefer Bunco and Bocci ball.

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My buddie’s wife (to protect the innocent we’ll call her, Filomina Abandonato) caused a ruccus at the Pomona Lawn Bowling Association a few years back when she protested the “Men’s Only Annual Tourney and Pasta e Fagioli Cookoff” then went out and swept both when allowed to play to make her shut the fuck up.

. She won the grand prize ” Free shaves for a year” at Giovanni’s Barber Shop which she put to good use, believe me

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Filomina declined to defend her title the next year instead retiring undefeated.

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‘Sto cazzo !

9:32 am June, 10 creature said...

…she also roasts the occaisional sauseeeeg

9:54 am June, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d love to fill her cannoli with my home made man filling.

10:28 am June, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A couple a things…

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First,Vin is right vis a vis the Bocce Ball as an outdoors activity. Vis a vis, I says.

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Indoors it’s boffin’ an Canasta, 1 & 2, if I hadda handicap it. Briscola is not as popular.

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An don’t forget Rev, Sicilians is dark thanks to the fact the Greeks ran the place way back in the historical times. That an they’s close to Africa and ya can’t help but wonder if there was some cream in the espresso action goin’ on back there in the past. Na mean?

10:35 am June, 10 Morbo said...

Anybody else getting a brother-sister, or at least a friendly cousin vibe off of these two? I can see this picture being from the family restaurant they both work at and being very protective of each other.

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Every other Thursday, I bet their routine goes like this:

• Angie heads to the club and gets drunk and groped by Paul Salvatore from Bayonne

• Angie calls Vinnie to cry and complain, knowing full well that Vinnie will round up his crew, track down Paul and beat the shit out of him.

• Vinnie and Co. beat the shit out of Paul

• Angie hooks Vinnie up with her friend Maria as a show of appreciation.

11:05 am June, 10 The Dude said...

This looks like a scene from Pastaway.

11:06 am June, 10 The Dude said...

His eyebrows make hers look bushy.

11:17 am June, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Morbo – the guy’s name is “Pauley”. Or however it’s spelled.

11:18 am June, 10 Douchble Helix said...

Count me in, Rev! I got Canooks and Equines.

11:20 am June, 10 Douchble Helix said...

That ain’t stereotyping, Chief. Look at that Wilma Fucking Flintstone “gold” necklace on her.

11:22 am June, 10 Douche Wayne said...

Angie’s a nice girl, I says. A nice girl.

11:28 am June, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Bindi Irwin’s not getting any younger. And she hates curry-eating, turbine wearing Al-Baba, falafel bombing terrorists.

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http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/bindi-irwin-14-flaunts-grown-up-article-1.1286458

11:49 am June, 10 creature said...

DW, I believe Dennis Hopper best explained the Sicilian ‘situation’

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12:17 pm June, 10 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t think it was necessary to call him a “cantaloupe”, na mean?

9:24 pm June, 10 strangdouche said...

Thats not very nice j3ff

4:23 am June, 11 Guid is Good said...

What is this? Bring a Clichéd Wog to the Club Night? I thought that was on a Thursday.

5:24 pm June, 11 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Did I say bushy? I meant busty.

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