Saturday, June 15, 2013

Wallnuts After Dark: What's With The Facebook and the Other Sociable Mediums?

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I gotta say, I don’t get this whole thing with The Facebook and The Twitter and all a the other sociable medium thing-a-ma-bobs that people is usin’ today. I mean it’s kinda ridiculous to be tellin’ everybody everything you do by postin’ updates and pictures. And shit.

I tells ya what, if I had ever picked up the blower to call Sinatra to say, “Hey Frank, I’mst heading over to the Villa Maria to go see Nick Manna, the Greek Perry Como, sing,” he woulda said, “Who the Fucc cares,” and tole me to go Fucc myselves. Na mean?

But that’s what people use The Twitter and The Facebook for. On the phone, Pazzo; on the computer copacetic. That don’t make no sense.

And all the “thumbs ups,” and forwards and follows and hashtags and usin’ the friggin’ @ and # signs that I don’t even know what they is, and whatnot. Ah Fannabala, my head hurts from it all. If some guy snapped a photo a me with his cell phone whilst I’m out havin’ a few with whomever I decided to have a few with, and don’t want no one to know about, I’d punch him in the mush. At least.

The last thing guys I know want anyone to know is where they’s at and what they’s doin’.  I mean I love Mrs Wallnuts, but as sure as God made little green apples, I don’t need her knowin’ my whereabouts when I’m abouts, if you know what I’m talkin’ about.

Guys used to go to great lengths to stay under the radar. Louie “The Fin” Finnocola wouldn’t never use no phone, no one knew where he lived, never got no mail, didn’t have a phone, would never say good night and would just walk out a place wit out tellin’ no one he was leavin’. Somehow he always knew what was up and where to be and I don’t know how the Fucc he knew all a the stuff he knew.

# posted by Vin Douchal
1:27 pm June, 15 The Dude said...

I got four ex-GFs as friends on Facebook. I think they’re doing some kinda group therapy.

1:31 pm June, 15 creature said...

I’m with ya Wallnuts, don’t do the facebook, not linked in, aware of an insta gram thingy, & far as I know twitter is how lil’ baby boys rub one out

3:52 pm June, 15 strangdouche said...

same

5:06 pm June, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You are always right DW. I check in to Facebook every few days to see what’s going on. Fucking shit is so ridiculous it’s not even entertaining anymore.

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Me and Lenny , whose name has been changed to Lenny The Box Driver on account of me needing a half-time chauffeur, have a bud who got his medical marijuana license and gets all radical about legalizing pot on Facebook. Fuck man, you got a license to grow 59 plants 4 times a year stay under the fucking radar man. And then there are the wealth/lifestyle passive-aggressive braggers that say things like, “Meg just said she loves the sound of a backhoe in the morning. She’s so cute. By the way, the backhoe’s is digging a hole for our new pool with extensive landscaping.” Fucking cunts trying to make some people feel like shit or envy the.

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It was once said, that….”Facebook is a social whim like the wired telephone was for a while, but eventually progress kicks the shit out of anything or we as humankind stand together and tell the people with weed licenses and new pools we don’t fucking care and shut the Facebook up. It will be studied by anthropoligists centuries from now on the relic disks and flash drives that humanity sunk like the titanic after 1989. Son.”

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I just smoked a few bowls of a new crop. Sweet Katey Couric and Kaley Cuoco would be nice in a dirty threesome. Katie is a well known douchebag avoiding stinky nympho.

8:51 pm June, 15 Troy Tempest said...

I found this on Facebook, hahaha – fuck youse guys – buncha fuggin LOOOOZERS.

8:52 pm June, 15 Troy Tempest said...

😉

9:43 pm June, 15 DarkSock said...

Why do they put such little winkies on the nekkid guy sculptures?

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Or am I just hung like a Tennessee Mule?

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Plowers

9:46 pm June, 15 DarkSock said...

Yesterday was Flag Day (as well as me Birthday). I hope everyone did their doodie.

9:51 pm June, 15 creature said...

this one’s for you rev

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I never tire of that shit

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son

12:19 am June, 16 killdoucher said...

i had the avatar on tracebook but i forgot the motherfucking pass code on my hushmail account, now i cant access either……fuck me what to do….baaaaastaaaads!

11:27 am June, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Wallnuts is a farking genius as ever. I miss his old signature “…I sez” I do that to people and it drives them nuts. WALLnuts. Anyway most Foreign Service Officers here are stuffy…not like me. Here being Afghanistan.

Anyway…I much enjoy the Wallnuts gig. I sez.

3:51 pm June, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Great feature and comments.

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That Doc Ellis thing never gets old.

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