Tuesday, June 25, 2013

What Happens in Vegas Defecates on Spiritual Meaning

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“And lo, in the pine box trailer campers of desert abandon, there occurred events that made the Baby Tebus weep.”

— Levitiscrote 5:23

# posted by douchebag1
2:08 pm June, 25 creature said...

Twatto & The Bone Ranger…which is which?

2:22 pm June, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Da fuck?

2:22 pm June, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Oh I get it!

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They’re going to a wild west themed costume party. Bret Michaels is going as Lou Diamond Phillips from Young Guns, and Hello Kitty Hott is Miss Kitty.

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Excellent costume, Mr. Michaels.

2:32 pm June, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So this is what happens when you’re down to you last $3 dollars and the only place open is Goodwill?

2:34 pm June, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I honestly feel bad for face transplant recipients and all but I think his didn’t take.

2:36 pm June, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Please tell me that is the grim reaper in the hallway about to do us all a favor.

2:37 pm June, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The look on her face says “I’m not sure which one of us made this wet spot I’m sitting on and it sure doesn’t smell good!”

2:38 pm June, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who knew that the FU meme face was real?

2:39 pm June, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Yeah I got some pent up vitriol. So what of it?

2:40 pm June, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Bangbus. Episode. Ever.

2:48 pm June, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

URC shouts “Holy Mother of God” before it self-immolates in the microwave.

2:51 pm June, 25 FredN. said...

Black Veil Brides something something STD.

2:52 pm June, 25 Vin Douchal said...

I have that same hat. It’s going in the fire pit

3:07 pm June, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would love to Hate Fuck Hello Kitty Hott.

3:42 pm June, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Ditto Wallnuts. You just fucking make sense Sir. And I too hear the Sopranos voice, but only when he was being serious IYKWIMAITTYD.

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@Dr. Bunsen

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How the fuck are ya brother! Don’t see ya round much. Keeping the rage in check?

3:51 pm June, 25 Wheezer said...

The good news:

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Hello Kitty Hott has left King Sharty!

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The bad news:

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…..for……………ummmmm…..that.

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Seriously, that could be King Sharty’s younger sister/brother Dan the Tran in the process of “making the change.”

3:55 pm June, 25 killdoucher said...

when did joan rivers get tatts? fuck shes uuuugly!

4:35 pm June, 25 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Nothing says “class” like flowers on the table, next to the Canadian Club!

5:08 pm June, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Those orchids need some water. And a protein shake.

6:47 pm June, 25 FredN. said...

I don’t know, guys. Is he really a douchebag?

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http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/chrissy-missy/images/33188640/title/ashley-purdy-photo

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Oh.

7:55 pm June, 25 DarkSock said...

If douches must get scribble tatts they should at least do it right:
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Mrs. Kitty should get this Will Smith scribble on her frame. Need I suggest what part of her anotomy the puckered mouth be aligned wit? Wit, I says.
asd

8:02 pm June, 25 DarkSock said...

Abs for the rest of us
Son
Son

9:08 pm June, 25 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Thanks Bunsen

10:59 pm June, 25 creature said...

the most attractive thing in this pic is the bottle of bourbon in the foreground

6:13 am June, 26 Guid is Good said...

Unless this guy is going to an Asian tranny Axl Rose look-alike competition he has got problems.

6:40 am June, 26 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Is this a new-ish trend? The same bleeth/hott posted on successive days? I don’t mind. The last skank was alright and I’d definitely do blondie ^ with long, firm strokes from behind.

Jus’ askin’

10:35 am June, 26 Douchble Helix said...

If you guys would get the fuck outta my way, I could see me settling down with Hello Kitty Bleeth.

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And by “settling down”, I mean a respectful courtship, a church wedding, children, and a white picket fence.

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