Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Where's Average Joe?: Who Cares Where Average Joe Is Edition

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Six.

# posted by douchebag1
7:25 am June, 19 Douche Wayne said...

YES.

7:39 am June, 19 DarkSock said...

Who knows, but I know where Average Johnson is…standing at attention.

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Wait. I mean, Above Average Johnson. Yeah.

7:39 am June, 19 Charles Douchewin said...

Where’s average Joe?

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Getting warmer.

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Welcome to the jungle, average Joe.

7:47 am June, 19 Guid is Good said...

In the words of the late Warren Zevon, “I’d like to meet their surgeon.”

7:55 am June, 19 FredN. said...

#1 is for chokefuckin, #2 is for marriage, #3 is for chokefuckin.

9:07 am June, 19 creature said...

happy hour lineup at Shoh Meh Twat Humpy Hump Swat Bottom Social Club & Cultural Exchange Lounge in little Saigon

9:21 am June, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Zero

9:24 am June, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

My renoB called and says these bleeths give him a renoB.

9:29 am June, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the kind of Asian Invasion I could support. And by support I mean masterbate furiously to.

9:41 am June, 19 The Dude said...

“These are a few of my favorite things…” – which reminds me, Julie Andrews had a couple.

9:42 am June, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Surgeons?!?! What?

10:17 am June, 19 The Poonslayer said...

Now DB1 finally puts up some material that is of proper quality for a true Poonslayer. I’ll take everything from column A, column B, and column C and throw in three bottles of sake. The sticky white tsunami will definitely cover their Hiroshimas and drown their Nagasakis.

10:21 am June, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

For all I care, Joe can watch as I do naughty, naughty things to these hotts.

1:54 pm June, 19 killdoucher said...

i want to be the ass pirate that boards those ‘tree luvlys’ aaaargh!

2:42 pm June, 19 jonezy said...

*Asian racialist comment redacted*

3:39 pm June, 19 The Dude said...

The hip bone is connected to the poon, which is connected to reNoBeL dans mes pantalons.

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Yeah, that’s French, biches!

12:49 pm June, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I can never find the hidden guy in these pics. While pondering the joy that these young hotties could provide physically, I stop to consider the high pitch squeals I would be forced to endure until they accompanied me to my room-could I survive? Or would room service and sports center win out? Yes as I age the amount of crap I would put up with to get laid is decreasing.

3:27 am June, 21 Justadouchalo said...

A young sailor married the one in the middle and moved her to lovely Jacksonville, Fla. Immediately she, “miss my momma, miss my sister” They all moved from the Olongapo into his singlewide. Now, he’s at sea and they are using his meager paycheck to improve the morale of the rest of the sailors. Luckily, momma (who surprisingly is a notary public) convinced our young sailor to give his new bride power of attorney enabling her to keep the party going by through twice-daily trips to reputable payday lending institutions.

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