Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Words of Wisdom from Donkey Douche

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Ladies, when ur out at a nightclub please dont walk around the club barefoot! Its disgusting and trashy, nothing like seeing a bunch of drunk slobs waddling their black dirty toes in a grimey, wet, dirty nightclub/bar floor!

*One thing that makes women sexy is nice hands and feet, well maintained and beautiful nails! Also, the “shoes”. A women’s shoes and purse/bag should be the 2 things that show taste and style for that girl! Sloppin around with dirty feet while holding a beer in one hand and your nasty shoes in the other is a NO NO! But I guess this is ok and normal ☞ at the Castle! Dirty toes and cheese fries anyone?

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# posted by douchebag1
2:37 pm June, 12 FredN. said...

Also Ladies! VERY important! Make sure your daddy works his ass off to provide for you so when he dies an agonizing death you can get all the $$$ you need to support your “business ideas” just like me! Very important ladiesss!!

2:54 pm June, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Well he’s no Stackhouse the Poet, but it appears that DD has softened a bit. I seem to recall his previous responses to his pictures being posted on this site were filled with rage and anger. Long nights in the company of men in a small cell must have changed him.

2:58 pm June, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Cute brunette above gives the eye of “my daddy never gave me the attention I craved and now I’m going to make up with it by letting this borderline retarded Neanderthal penetrate my every orifice”.

3:12 pm June, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s a regular etiquette expert, I says!

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He hates dirty feet but loves dirty women. That is the paradox of Donkey Douche.

3:42 pm June, 12 creature said...

not hott, just another chunky midwestern pole who will oneday blow up & crap out pirojki by the dozen…marry her DD she’ll make a sturdy wife….& won’t object to you humpin’ the gardner & the pool boy in the tool shed

3:43 pm June, 12 creature said...

…& by ‘tool shed’ I mean hairy long john button

3:48 pm June, 12 Guid is Good said...

Get your Donk on.

3:52 pm June, 12 Vin Douchal said...

He’s the “World’s Least Interesting Man

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When he speaks of club etiquette, Meth freaks crash

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The word “Pseudo-intellectual” has his photo next to it in the dictionary

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He once talked a man out of jumping off a bridge by telling him his own life story,… the man figured, “Shit,…. my life ain’t that bad after all… ”

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He has three broken off tattoo needle tips floating in his system

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His blood type is “Zzzz”

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He barely escaped a shanking in prison by joining a black gang, stating, “my grandmother twice removed invented at Jheri Curl”

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Yes, he’s the “World’s Least Interesting Man“<

4:42 pm June, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Looks like a broke ass, crackhead version of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

4:42 pm June, 12 DarkSock said...

He also prefers circumcized.
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Speaking of fucking mannish things…fuck all y’all; I’d still tag this woman – Darlene Hardbody-Butterface. To the left.
hardness
And you KNOW you would too.
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Plungers.

4:49 pm June, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m sure Donk holds his pinky finger aloft while he is tickling the undersack of the felon he is fellating. Classy.

5:44 pm June, 12 DarkSock said...

And meanwhile, I just want to say to you bastards that regarding all them olde gals in the Cialis commercial: I would pound their ham dangles into potted meat; I would do things to those GILFs that would make Reverend Chad weep for the humanity of it all.

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(Grand)Son.

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Mass quantities of post-op painkillers makes me horny. Son. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME.

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Fuckers.

5:45 pm June, 12 DarkSock said...

I am ‘bating to Darlene Hardbody-Butterface RIGHT NOW.

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Cocka-Doody-Dirty-Birds.

6:56 pm June, 12 DarkSock said...

OK. You booked a Carnival Cruise. The sumbitch caught fire and capsized. You swim to a small tropical atoll. The only survivors beside yourself is Nancy Pelosi and Nancy Reagan.
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Which will you service to gratify your urges, and which will you flay, debone and barbecue for nourishment? Discuss.
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Which GGILF would you poke? Man…them’s some fine ass seniors. OK, I’ll make it easy. The shipwreck happened in ’73:
o baby
o mama
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Damn. I’m horn-doggin’ somethin’ fierce.

7:38 pm June, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fuck young Nancy Polosi, Son. That was one fine looking Jew. She got a Mary Tyler Moore vibe. and shit.

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Dark Sock is stonedos. Me too. And I could never remember who Poo’s stupid grin looked like until now:

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7:56 pm June, 12 The Dude (remote loc) said...

I am up all in Sophia Loren. If I had to pick a septuagenarian.

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Hey, that rhymes – pure magic!

7:58 pm June, 12 DarkSock said...

I peed in a Speaker once.

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Houses.

9:06 pm June, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Nancy Reagan had a bush on her that was like a porcupine.

9:23 pm June, 12 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Or Raquel Welch. Who wouldn’t nail that granny, just outta curiosity. Curiosity, I says.

9:25 pm June, 12 The Dude (remote loc) said...

And, politics aside, Jane Fonda – whoa, that girl still fits into skinny jeans. I dunno how she fits outta dem, but dang.

9:28 pm June, 12 The Dude (remote loc) said...

’73 I’d do Nancy Reagan for the first few weeks, make that Cheshire cat beg for sloppy seconds. Then I prolly use her as shark bait.

1:33 am June, 13 Wheezer said...

Vin (3:52 p.m.) said: “His blood type is “Zzzz”

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Well, funny you should mention that, because Donk’s gone full name changing/tribute mode:

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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200827054271242&set=a.1669979601921.87444.1610287358&type=1&theater

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And the comments are to die for.

6:22 am June, 13 Dickie Fingers said...

What a maroon.

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