Thursday, June 27, 2013
Your Thursday Crusty Vegas Pic
Yup.
It’s the return of Mobile Home Dave, the introduction of Trashy Sophia, and yet more evidence that the eternally Working-it Hello Kitty Hott is the hardest working shots girl on the Vegas strip.
Together, they represent the worst of that Pirates of the Caribbean horseship with a rock and roll grunge tip.
After her tragic hay bailer incident Trashy Sophia was never guite as good at giving hand jobs.
Dirty trashy blondes are the tits.
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For the jokers in last thread.
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For the record the Reverend is firstly a Reverend and husband and father of two retarded daughters, former prodigy of the Tupper Lake (NY) Ski Team and roomate of Dorothy Hamill, the former Sunroom King, former bon-vivante and volunteer bartender, current Nazi-hunter/male dancer and Scribe for the B’nai B’rith (Hon.), retired mortgage broker and asylum patient, escort health tester, real estate analyst (fancy appraiser) and shamed but recently re-admitted PHd candidate, connoisseur of French cuisine, Cordon Blue chef, and Researcher Emeritus at Lenny’s Academy of Advanced Pain Relief. And the Mrs. was using my shit and didn’t clear her fucking copy Son. And I didn’t notice. Cause I was higher than Johnny Cash eating cake in a bush and woke up covered in romaine lettuce and tinned fish as usual.
Firstly, I have a deep love for the Rev Chad (respect) in a way that certainly does NOT give me a renoB, but would NOT preclude me from sitting in a large soaking tub or other fancy schmancy kind of jacuzzi or whatever the fuck you call it type of thing.
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B) I didn’t know Demi Moore went lesbo.
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3) My Hate Fuck List just got bigger and Hello Kitty gives me the renoBs, but I hate myself for it.
I’d like to watch Hello Kitty Hott lap my milky manhood while still in that dress and heels.
These 3 broads come standard at the Hard Rock, cannon fodder into the gaping maw of washed up rocker douches still dry humping the dream of being the next Nickelback.
The chick in the middle needs a shave-
Hello Kitty raises her leg because her twat itches.
Is twat PC?
Has everyone not noticed that Hello Kitty resembles an actress (is ‘actress’ PC?) whose name I’ve forgotten but who was around last Century?
I think DB1 awards a sweet cake to whoever names her correctly.
Rita Hayworth
Meh, he’s a bass player in a painted face, 80’s arena rock throwback band. Not impressed with any of these monoxides
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This is a fuccen bass player
The two bottle blondes have spent so much time on their knees, their calve-less legs look like bark-less twigs.
….not that there’s anything wrong with that.
If you guys would get the fuck outta my way, I could see me settling down with Hello Kitty Bleeth.
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And by “settling down”, I mean a respectful courtship, a church wedding, children, and a white picket fence.
I got two words: Jayne Mansfield. Wait, that’s three if you count her boobies. No, four. Ack, now I’ve lost track, gotta start over.
@Douchble Helix,
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If by white picket fence do you mean a daily yogurt coated salmon splitter, then I commend you for dreaming big, big I says.
Wendy Melvoin is aging quite gracefully.
think Magnifico may be referring to Connie Stevens or Joey Heatherton, whom DW more than likely can regale us with scads of anecdotes
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last time I was in Vegas, I believe I saw a drunken Hello Kitty Hott moving traffic cones on the strip without the use of any appendages…Broads got talent & could spark new reality series…”You Can Do What With Your Snail Tread?”
This reminds me of some kind of pic that would appear in a Poison video montage of them “breaking into the business”. You know it starts out with pics of the “band” members as little kids and then shows them advancing towards outright transvestite-ism. Yikes!
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Fun fact: Slash auditioned for Poison. Played all their “songs” in 15 minutes for them and then told them fuck off.
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@ Vin
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Fuccen awesome video. I love to see real musicians with tons of talent play together. Please keep ’em comin’.
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@ Rev Chad
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Is this your first ever video?
for me, the best bass player of all time is Mike Watt
…seeing the Minute Men play in shitty LA clubs in the early ’80s had a profound effect on me…like Watt, I still mourn D Boon
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Jayne Mansfield was
The solution to all of
Our problems, now dead
Yes, Connie Stevens with huge titties FTW.
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Mr. SH, thanks for the props, but I meant the wooden slats.
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I am saddened by the debauchery you describe. Debauchery, I says.
DH:
I too would put the wood in her slat!
WhyyouIoughtta…
This picture oozes class … or something.