Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Anal Pucker of the Apocalypse Meets Granola Sideboob of Pokey Fondle

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A little bit more backstory and Marvel’s gonna turn this into their next superhero film.

Summer 2017. Right after Fondlerman vs. The Pud hits the big screen.

# posted by douchebag1
7:38 am July, 31 FredN. said...

Good God almighty, the loins itch and quiver and tremble (but not the kind of itch going around that muddy forest preserve from hell) for the real girl softness, the real girl tan lines, the real girl ‘I know this is cheesy but I’m having fun goddammit’ attitude.

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And yet. My eyes accidentally wander to douche drivel. The punchable face, the I-Want-To-Kill-Him-Lucchesi-Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uK3wYrl3aU) with those fuckin glasses, the pure white-belt lameness that is this piece of shit.

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And I wonder – could the real girl that beckons truly be so ‘real’ if she hangs with this ape? Are my standards too high for real world interaction? And I say it matters not, brothers. For this chick would leave you drier than an Indiana husk of corn in late November. Drier than the comedy stylings of Steven Wright. Drier than Donkey Douche’s dead grand-mama’s cooter.

7:40 am July, 31 FredN. said...

Drier than NeverWet on a plain toast

7:40 am July, 31 FredN. said...

Drier than a Mormon wedding.

10:06 am July, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Tell me if I’m doing this right. I’m getting the anal pucker looking at this idot

10:51 am July, 31 The Dude (remote loc) said...

He’s not a douche – he must be Samoan, so he has really big Samoan buddies. And what an outfit! That white belt really ties it together. The cum rag probably needs washing, however.

12:37 pm July, 31 Wheezer said...

Isn’t that TDM’s next canker sore?

2:41 pm July, 31 DarkSock said...

Drier than prison butt sex

3:14 pm July, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

TDM’s SBR FTW

4:53 pm July, 31 The Dude (remote location) said...

Drier than Cloris Leachman stranded in the desert, begging for something you don’t want to understand.

5:43 pm July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Moogo guY from yesterday is right he is a Samoan. Take it from a zoroasstrian

8:21 pm July, 31 creature said...

Idaho got some fine outdoor git tagethers!

8:24 pm July, 31 creature said...

dunno Fred N her holster might be like humpin a mango!

8:25 pm July, 31 creature said...

trustme mango good!

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